By sickyandiknowit - 08/11/2014 07:36 - United States - Eugene

Today, my boyfriend endearingly told me that he's been taking advantage of my inability to smell due to a head cold, and he's been farting around me whenever he pleases. FML
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matthewcald 14

At least he is nice enough to do it when you can't smell.

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kinky44 28

I know you can't smell it, but what kept you from hearing it? Surely he isn't a master of silent farts.

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matthewcald 14

At least he is nice enough to do it when you can't smell.

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SWhimsynBubbaS 14

That's true... Guys, take notes. This boyfriend knows what he's doin'!

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mif_fml 27

If it is a serious relationship, you might as well get used to it.

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sweetbliss3 37

why can't he do it when she can smells? it's a fart. it's normal. it's not like he's ******** on her or anything.

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JuliaaNoelle 26

They could be in a fairly new relationship so they could be just getting over that awkward stage of not farting in front of each other.

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0ss 12

I say OP should take advantage of her current absence of smell and fart around him. She wont smell it but he sure will.

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sayyestothedress 24

You should take advantage of his stupidity and convince him that he's an alien or something like that

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joeyl2008 29

Where is the stupidity? and why is it a big deal anyway? If she can't smell it why does it matter?

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kinky44 28

I know you can't smell it, but what kept you from hearing it? Surely he isn't a master of silent farts.

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kost4060 14

After a while you learn to do it without even trying

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Rawrshi 25

But... you can still hear it. Usually.

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hard_candy 25

you can't smell it. i don't see a problem here. at least he doesn't do that when you CAN breathe.

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BSnapZ 21

I'm pretty sure she can still breathe...

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abocz 12

I don't think that this should be a fml. Just buy air freshener

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PennyLane27 32

You can't smell it, but you KNOW it's there... lingering....

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devildog562 33

If you can't smell it or hear it then it isn't a problem. Do you do his laundry and there are skid marks ? That would be a problem.

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