That Monday morning feeling

By Carmen - 09/03/2020 15:00

Today, I couldn't sleep because a group of drunken guys decided to stay out all night singing Disney songs. They had loudspeakers too. FML

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By jauregz - 25/05/2017 00:00 - Australia - Lalor

Today, my neighbours had an extremely loud party, which began at midnight and didn't end until 6. I know this because I had a 15 minute sleep, seeing as I had to wake up at quarter past. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2022 21:00 - Philippines

Today, I got drunk until morning at a college friend's apartment with bunch of strangers. Some officials came in due to the noise and I tried to scare them away by pretending to sing a latin song of worship I made up, thinking they'd respect the gathering if it was a religious one. FML

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By hoops - 14/01/2011 20:34 - United States

Today, I clocked into work completely exhausted despite having gone to bed early. My roommates stayed up until 4am watching a movie, blasting music, and constantly giggling like madwomen. This is their "new and improved" schedule. FML

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By Vlen - 24/05/2015 02:38 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I sleep during the day because I work nights. My neighbors have a very loud wedding and reception in their backyard including a live mariachi band. FML

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By dmsmcd - 17/12/2010 09:48 - United States

Today, after a week of insomnia, I finally managed to fall asleep. Thirty minutes later, my friends decided to bang on my door, yelling at me to wake up and party with them. I'm now wide awake and hallucinating from lack of sleep. FML

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By concertqueen - 27/08/2011 22:40 - United States

Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2017 23:15

Today, I was blaring the radio to drown out the sound of the kids in the apartment upstairs. They then started jumping in time with the music. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2015 08:10 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, I laid in bed until 3am kept up by a house party. In my own house. Which my housemates didn't invite me to. FML

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By tired individual - 12/01/2014 11:04 - United States - Dickson

Today, trying to get some much needed rest, I heard my neighbors fighting loudly. When they finally quit, they left a DVD on, directly behind my wall: Spongebob, with the menu tune on loop. FML

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By lostinspace - 04/09/2013 16:24 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I couldn't sleep due to an awful head cold, so I stayed home from work. Apparently, the local high school marching band practices in the park across the street at 9am. They're doing the Imperial March music from Star Wars. They suck. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 9 March 2020 17:40

Hakuna Matata, dude! You've just got to let it go, let it go.

Brightside86 29

Monday 9 March 2020 17:48

...Don't you dare close your eyes...

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Monday 9 March 2020 17:40

Hakuna Matata, dude! You've just got to let it go, let it go.

Brightside86 29

Monday 9 March 2020 17:48

...Don't you dare close your eyes...

John Nemeth 14

Monday 9 March 2020 21:13

Sounds like you got friends.... ON THE OTHER SIDE!!!

Aru Naddon 6

Monday 9 March 2020 21:59

And that’s a bad thing???

demix_fml 32

Monday 9 March 2020 22:15

They have no strings to hold them down.

katydid91 31

Tuesday 10 March 2020 2:13

You poor unfortunate soul...

clair_brodie 35

Tuesday 10 March 2020 2:15

You didn't think to call the cops?

kfchicken 31

Wednesday 11 March 2020 12:22

if they were out in surprised not a single persony in the neighborhood called them

samomaha 17

Thursday 12 March 2020 22:41

Huh?

mccuish 25

Tuesday 10 March 2020 5:12

They better be prepared for a noise complaint

Mooglefox 23

Tuesday 10 March 2020 21:42

How bad did they sing the songs?

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