Love, Health and Smells: Stinki Boi

Stinki Boi

By Mrs sensitive nose - 21/03/2022 04:00

Today, my nose finally unblocked after a week of having a cold. Now all I can smell is the disgusting stench of my husband's pits. We've argued three times already about his refusal to shower more than once a week. FML

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By sickyandiknowit - 08/11/2014 07:36 - United States - Eugene

Today, my boyfriend endearingly told me that he's been taking advantage of my inability to smell due to a head cold, and he's been farting around me whenever he pleases. FML

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Gross, dude

By smells like ass - 02/08/2020 23:03

Today, my boyfriend has only showered about three times since we’ve been on lockdown. Our whole place smells like a sewer main burst in a pro-sports locker room filled with sweaty nut sacks and dead feet. His excuse? "It’s not like we have anywhere to go babe." I can’t even eat around him. FML

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By nothisfault - 05/12/2008 04:40 - France

Today, and as for the rest of my life, I will always have a husband whose breath stinks. FML

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Greasy

By Stank - 06/05/2018 19:00

Today, my husband is going on his fifth consecutive day without a shower. He’s been working 16-hour shifts, and though I'm empathetic to his exhaustion, his foul body odor has overtaken the bedroom, and his excretions have discolored his side of the bed. I fear the worst. FML

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By PookaKay02 - 20/09/2011 04:26 - United States

Today, I realize that my boyfriend's breath quite literally smells like a sewer. It wouldn't be so bad, except that he tries to kiss me about every ten minutes, and I have to hold my breath. FML

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OK sweaty, time for a bath

By Anonymous - 22/06/2020 17:01

Today, I realized my morbidly obese, sweaty sibling is the source of a strange waft I've been smelling when I get home. He'll only shower once a week, so the apartment and furniture smell like sweat and sometimes poo, especially on hot days. I didn't notice until I went outside and stepped back in to follow my nose. FML

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By Where is it coming from?! - 10/06/2014 02:46 - United States - Brightwood

Today, I returned home after a four day weekend at my parents' house. Upon entering by the front door, a horrid stench assaulted my nose. Hours later I still cannot find the source of the foul odor. I'm starting to wonder if this is how it's always smelled without my knowing. FML

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By FuckingDone - 20/05/2016 23:08 - United States - Enterprise

Today, my brother's refused to shower after 2 weeks of dripping sweat and never changing clothes. He claims the smell is just his "manly musk" and if I can't handle it, then maybe I'm the problem. FML

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By blushingbride - 09/02/2014 21:59 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML

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BO issues

By morgan - 11/11/2022 06:00

Today, my girlfriend showered ten times, used an entire tube of deodorant, and continued to stink. It’s been like this for the past week, despite it being cold outside. FML

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Brightside86 30

Monday 21 March 2022 4:06

I feel like a lot of people on this site somehow got marred without ever meeting the person before. Also a nasal spray and humidifier will pretty reliably clear any sinus blockage.

D J's MOM 17

Monday 21 March 2022 11:26

does he work? hasn't anyone there said anything to him? maybe you could talk to one of his coworkers cuz, peer pressure.

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Brightside86 30

Monday 21 March 2022 4:06

I feel like a lot of people on this site somehow got marred without ever meeting the person before. Also a nasal spray and humidifier will pretty reliably clear any sinus blockage.

LmfaoTHATsucks 2

Tuesday 22 March 2022 0:49

but that costs money...

D J's MOM 17

Monday 21 March 2022 11:26

does he work? hasn't anyone there said anything to him? maybe you could talk to one of his coworkers cuz, peer pressure.

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Tuesday 22 March 2022 1:20

Judging from a FML this last week, that probably won't help.

LmfaoTHATsucks 2

Tuesday 22 March 2022 0:48

I used to shower once a week in elementary school, now I shower every damn day. you really gonna deal with a man with the mindset of an elementary schooler?? all jokes aside spray that mf with febrezee until your voice is heard