By nothisfault - 05/12/2008 04:40 - France

Today, and as for the rest of my life, I will always have a husband whose breath stinks. FML
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angelove737 1

You could get a tongue scarper. Halitosis often comes from a stinky tongue with icky build-up. Also, taking chopped cloves of garlic like pills can help. He'll smell like garlic for a couple days, but after that his body will become immune and stop the odor. Good luck-

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kenltd 0

Maybe you should practice better hygiene before he goes down on you

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_charliebrown_ 3

Wow. You're a fantastic wife. You get married and then complain about your husban on a website. Not just any site. FML.

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betsy123 3

You should tell him how to do, becuase you are family.

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Hpixiee 23

This is why you let your HUSBAND know, or take him to a doctor. There could be worse underlying problems, no need to get selfish here.

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Yeliab333 20

And you don't tell him why?

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trulypar 34

Me too, but I don't care because I love him anyway. It's a medical condition and he makes sure to use mouth wash and stuff before we kiss. :-)

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strokesie 23

If that's the worst thing about him, count your blessings.

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hurley12 30

Tell him to brush more often and take up chewing gum. It can't be that bad if you Really love him.

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BoogyManIsAChick 11

So basically you got married and the first thing you do is complain?

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