By smarter than a mollusk, skinner than a hippo - 10/11/2010 17:33 - United States
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No one comparable to a hippopotamus is in perfect shape.
hippos are beautiful creatures in their own way. there are nothing wrong with hippopotami at all. =] besides OP, she's probably just jealous of you and finds the tiniest things to make into overexagerations.
haha, you say on your prof your "cool, outgoing, loving" ha realllly sound it calling someone on the internet you've never met fat....anyway she may be fat but your not exactly a looker are you...
1st off learn how to write. If you're going to offend someone, do it correctly. Its fatso not fat so. You're ugly, look dirty, & are buck toothed. Holla! BTW positive the hair is fake. Raspberry!
As if you could make me! Buahahahahahahahahaha!
Also you have ugly puffy eyes. Blow fish status...
Agree. That is some of the dumbest shit I ever heard. It's called delete, YDI.
Wow #1, you just got shot down. Many times. Ouch. =P
agreed
#1- just read your profile. FYL for being: a cool, outgoing, loving, down to earth................. nothing.. Way to leave us all hanging..
Motha fucka I put that damn apostrophe there! damn you auto correct!
Also the insult came before Blowfish Status, that just echoed my feelings...
you should be the last person to be prejudice against someone, "nigga"
Shut up big eyed freak.
#1 ...*tumbleweed rolls by; crickets chirp; a horse farts and a door to an empty saloon creaks as its rustled by the wind* your insult is just a retarded as mine.
#128 You put a quotation mark after a period. That's not correct in that specific sentence. :) Since you were pointing out all of their flaws, I figured I'd point out yours.
22 You couldn't be more wrong. OP, mollusks are actually quite intelligent if you didn't know..
I guess I should have said mollusks 'can' be quite intelligent. Whoops
132 you're trying too hard.
128 you used too much spacing...
But hippos are awesome. Be happy. Also if you are a hippo, then kill her as the mindless killing machine that you are.
Wait, i meant godless killing machine.
Disclaimer: I am completely joking and not actually suggesting that OP kill another human being. I claim no responsibility for any hacked up bodies recovered from OP's freezer.
tencentsakiss=win
OP misspelled "skinnier" so.....
I noticed that too perhaps she isn't smarter than a mollusk after all.
Her username
Yup, must be misspelled, because it couldn't possibly be a typo.
I enjoy that the OP spelt "skinnier" wrong thereby giving evidence towards the accusation of being stupider than a mollusk.
the op's name
Clearly you aren't intelligent enough yourself to understand the difference between a typo and someone who actually doesn't know how a word is spelled. Do you really think that she thinks 'skinnier' is spelled 'skinner'?
101 for the win. Typos are dirty sluts.
A username can only be so long, she might have to shorten some words. Use some common sense, please.
LOL at your username OP.
u should fart in a ziplock bag & mail it to them
Are you 10?
yrs old or inches? This is not the time or place to be hitting on Gary Busey. Good Evening ma'am
Gary Busey is never hurt!!! He's strong as titanium, ladies
I thought it was funny...
Win for referring to yourself in 3rd person.
83. too bad you can't delete one.. you should be embarrassed..
I thought it was funny, everyone on FML's is so aggressive
Boyfriend? Friends? Sure.
if this is really you in this picture, you need help.
Its not me it's my BEAUTIFUL Andy Sixx. &He doesn't need help,he's perfectly fine:]
Wow, that sucks. If you actually are hippo-sized, you should sit on them. That would be funny.
I agree with #10, that would be really funny.
If she's so terrible, why did you add her as a friend on facebook?
that makes sense lol
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But hippos are awesome. Be happy. Also if you are a hippo, then kill her as the mindless killing machine that you are.
Tell the bitch to suck a chode and stop hating on Squidward.