Health, Sleep, Relatable and Farts: Today, and for the past four years, the only time my husband...

By Insomniac - 18/05/2019 04:17

Today, and for the past four years, the only time my husband stops snoring while asleep is so that he can fart. FML

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skippydoda 32

Saturday 18 May 2019 5:37

Sounds like sleep apnea. Go see a sleep doctor and get the sleep machine. My mom finally got one and it makes a world of difference.

TCRII 29

Saturday 18 May 2019 7:03

So. What’s the problem?

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 18 May 2019 4:34

He wants to make sure you can hear it. Gives you a few second to spray some air freshener before the stink reaches your nose.

skippydoda 32

Saturday 18 May 2019 5:37

Sounds like sleep apnea. Go see a sleep doctor and get the sleep machine. My mom finally got one and it makes a world of difference.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 18 May 2019 7:41

Wouldn’t a butt plug be much cheaper?

bloopaloop 27

Saturday 18 May 2019 6:14

Are you big spoon?

TCRII 29

Saturday 18 May 2019 7:03

So. What’s the problem?

ViviMage 38

Sunday 19 May 2019 2:18

It's amazing how the two are connected like that!

AmbrosiaFan 18

Sunday 19 May 2019 13:46

Did he get tested for sleep apnea?

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