Today, and for the past four years, the only time my husband stops snoring while asleep is so that he can fart. FML

By Insomniac - 18/5/2019 04:17

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By skippydoda | 30

#7803854 - Saturday 18 May 2019 5:37

Sounds like sleep apnea. Go see a sleep doctor and get the sleep machine. My mom finally got one and it makes a world of difference.

By TCRII | 26

#7803864 - Saturday 18 May 2019 7:03

So. What’s the problem?

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By RichardPencil | 27

#7803849 - Saturday 18 May 2019 4:34

He wants to make sure you can hear it.

Gives you a few second to spray some air freshener before the stink reaches your nose.

By skippydoda | 30

#7803854 - Saturday 18 May 2019 5:37

Sounds like sleep apnea. Go see a sleep doctor and get the sleep machine. My mom finally got one and it makes a world of difference.

#7803868 - Saturday 18 May 2019 7:41

Wouldn’t a butt plug be much cheaper?

By bloopaloop | 19

#7803858 - Saturday 18 May 2019 6:14

Are you big spoon?

By TCRII | 26

#7803864 - Saturday 18 May 2019 7:03

So. What’s the problem?

By jac_1964_au | 20

#7803894 - Saturday 18 May 2019 10:33

He needs to go on a diet , stop drinking, and exercise or you need to change rooms

By ViviMage | 38

#7804094 - Sunday 19 May 2019 2:18

It's amazing how the two are connected like that!

By AmbrosiaFan | 14

#7804248 - Sunday 19 May 2019 13:46

Did he get tested for sleep apnea?