Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printed that says, "I am a girl". FML
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Today, my boyfriend wanted me to get a shirt saying "I'm a girl," just so people won't think he's gay. FML
Today, I bought an "I love my boyfriend" t-shirt so people wouldn't think I'm single. I'm very single. FML
Today, the "My body is beautiful" t-shirt that my therapist gave me didn't fit. FML
Today, my dad came to my graduate art show wearing a t-shirt saying "My other daughter is a science major". He'd had it specially made. FML
Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML
Just dependa things
Today, my mom bought me a t-shirt from the store. It has the U.S. Marines logo on it and says "Marine's Girlfriend." I'm a straight 16 year-old boy and my mom only reads and speaks Spanish. FML
Today, I wore a Stanford college T-shirt to school. My Spanish teacher took one look at it and said "You wish". FML
Today, my girlfriend caught me using my T-shirt as a tissue. Again. FML
Today, my non-English-speaking grandma bought me a new t-shirt. It would've been sweet if it didn't have the word "bondage" written on the back in pretty, bold letters. I had no choice but to wear it while we went shopping. FML
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Soundslikeothers 15
Hey Bill, look at the guy walking down the street with that T-shirt that says "I'm a girl"
paigexox0 37
Its hard since i have no idea what you look/dress like, but normally some makeup and more feminine clothing should solve that problem in a more...subtle way.
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Comments (115)
aimzskee 30
Oh that is lame. Sorry op .
taintedtruffle 42
I say just don't let it get to you. gender roles are so outdated anyways
moot_chan 18
Way to face it head on!