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Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printed that says, "I am a girl". FML
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Violet
Exeter, United States
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to get a shirt saying "I'm a girl," just so people won't think he's gay. FML
readytomingle
United States
Today, I bought an "I love my boyfriend" t-shirt so people wouldn't think I'm single. I'm very single. FML
msassy
Lexington, United States
Today, the "My body is beautiful" t-shirt that my therapist gave me didn't fit. FML
art_major
United Kingdom
Today, my dad came to my graduate art show wearing a t-shirt saying "My other daughter is a science major". He'd had it specially made. FML
deucelututi
United States
Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML
happybirthday
United Kingdom
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML
Elis
United States
Just dependa things
Today, my mom bought me a t-shirt from the store. It has the U.S. Marines logo on it and says "Marine's Girlfriend." I'm a straight 16 year-old boy and my mom only reads and speaks Spanish. FML
anon
Today, I wore a Stanford college T-shirt to school. My Spanish teacher took one look at it and said "You wish". FML
I'm disgusting
Today, my girlfriend caught me using my T-shirt as a tissue. Again. FML
Anonymous
Egypt
Today, my non-English-speaking grandma bought me a new t-shirt. It would've been sweet if it didn't have the word "bondage" written on the back in pretty, bold letters. I had no choice but to wear it while we went shopping. FML
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Soundslikeothers 15
Hey Bill, look at the guy walking down the street with that T-shirt that says "I'm a girl"
paigexox0 37
Its hard since i have no idea what you look/dress like, but normally some makeup and more feminine clothing should solve that problem in a more...subtle way.
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Comments (115)
bosox29 14
unfortunately OP, society has said if you dont look a certain way, dress a certain way, and act a certain way then you are not right. i say **** that as long as you are happy do not worry about what other people think or say. if you are not happy then change either way just stay true to yourself!
1947Chevy 17
This is what Meg should have in family guy but then it would not be a funny show
brownr123 1
this author is Justin Beiber
Kristoffer 35
where can I get one?
A_Perfect_Circle 12
Awe, It's who you are as a person anyway Op
emirie 21
34, How does one go about "growing" boobs?
MistsMoon 15
Make some changes, dude. Years? Come on.
sanecatlady 13
I always wear jeans and sneakers and have short hair and rarely wear makeup. If a guy asks me if I've ever been mistaken for a man, I'll answer, "No, have you?".
revidffum69 22
#90 Estrogen and hormones can grow boobs on guys. Gaining weight can help boobs "grow" too.....
Dodex 9
That's my life in a nutshell #70