Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printed that says, "I am a girl". FML
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Today, my boyfriend wanted me to get a shirt saying "I'm a girl," just so people won't think he's gay. FML
Today, I bought an "I love my boyfriend" t-shirt so people wouldn't think I'm single. I'm very single. FML
Today, the "My body is beautiful" t-shirt that my therapist gave me didn't fit. FML
Today, my dad came to my graduate art show wearing a t-shirt saying "My other daughter is a science major". He'd had it specially made. FML
Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML
Just dependa things
Today, my mom bought me a t-shirt from the store. It has the U.S. Marines logo on it and says "Marine's Girlfriend." I'm a straight 16 year-old boy and my mom only reads and speaks Spanish. FML
Today, I wore a Stanford college T-shirt to school. My Spanish teacher took one look at it and said "You wish". FML
Today, my girlfriend caught me using my T-shirt as a tissue. Again. FML
Today, my non-English-speaking grandma bought me a new t-shirt. It would've been sweet if it didn't have the word "bondage" written on the back in pretty, bold letters. I had no choice but to wear it while we went shopping. FML
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Soundslikeothers 15
Hey Bill, look at the guy walking down the street with that T-shirt that says "I'm a girl"
paigexox0 37
Its hard since i have no idea what you look/dress like, but normally some makeup and more feminine clothing should solve that problem in a more...subtle way.
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rawlings123 17
Let me guess. Your hair is very short and your dress like a boy? If you didn't want to be called one, don't act like one. You don't see guys with long hair wearing skirts and getting mad when people think they are girls.
Meggston 17
I don't know how old you are, but people used to mistake me for a boy until I was almost 17. Then I bleached and cut my hair, bought make up, push-up bras (due to my complete lack of boob), and slightly tighter cloths. Never happened again. Though there are better and more subtle ways than mine.
Meggston 17
I would also like to add, that there is no reason to change yourself if you don't want too, and all the people that are telling you that you HAVE to change, are stupid.
Johnson_Mcgee 1
At least you didn't need it to say "Not a dog."
Kilian205 5
i Don't get it
blairvic 23
Shoot, I wish I had a shirt like that when I was young. From when I was 6 until I hit puberty, people thought I wish a boy. I'm not. I grew my hair long and started doing my eyebrows, that helps. But don't change, OP, and don't listen to anyone who want you to change how you look or dress. Good luck!
mookiemookie01 24
Unfortunately, I have a unisex face......it got worse. I was on a plane and it was cold so I wore a jacket. The flight attendant said, "Excuse me Sir" I looked up and she suddenly apologized for mistaking me for a guy. She came back about 5mins later and did the same thing, but this time added "I'm so sorry! I know you're not a guy, I just can't help it!". Nothing left to do but accept it I suppose.
phantomthelabrat 12
I know the feel sweetie. I'm a pre-op trans guy, who has the babyfaced asian girl look down to a T. I get hit on by guys all the time because of it, even though I'm not into guys. Ignore everybody else, dress how you want, look how you want, and act how you want. Nobody has the right to question who you are, as long as you know who you are.
TallMist 32
Cue Professor Oak.
SpamPam 18
F all of our lives for living in a society that uses gendered language that makes it hard to use gender neutral language in many situations and foxes us to label each other immediately
CDGuadalajara 5
If I recall correctly, i read another fml that said the boyfriend wanted his girlfriend to get a shirt saying that so others wouldn't think he was gay. Did you do it for your bf?