A stalker/creeper does not deserve better.

How is she a stalker? Did you miss the "girlfriend" part? Guess he didn't want you to see the other girls panties that she left.... Anyone that finds a sweet, considerate gesture an insult or flips shit over it needs to be left out in the rain. What is it with these people?!

So I guess you're sayin that "gf" means she can invade his space?

Invade his space?? She didn't storm his castle, she just left his favourite candy in his car.

Well that's awkward... The comment to which I had replied had vanished.

He was looking for any excuse to get outta the relationship, you're better off.

I'm curious; how do you know OP deserves better?

I think it depends how long they've been going out for. If it was a brand new relationship, I could see how the guy would be a little worried. Then again my ex was a stalker so I suppose I have a bias

OP could be a scumbag cheating whore. In which case, she deserves worse.

Maybe he has slight paranoia issues or just doesn't like people messing with his stuff. Maybe last time he found something in his car it was from the aliens.

#72 any guy who acts like that a chick no matter what shes like deserves better. Unless shes done it 3 times before and he said not to or they fight way to much

87- op could be a cheater or a scum bag. For all we know, this is exactly what op deserves.

Hmm the classic break for a break situation.

Give me a break of that KitKat bar?

Blood sport guys... That was an easy one!

Hella....I haven't heard that "word" in such a long time.

It's just slang, I'm from northern California and I use the term often. Every part of the US has their own slang when speaking. I don't get why some people are hating on hella. (Note that recently I've been seeing many complain about it.)

Deserved it . Really? A romantic gesture from your girlfriend, common man

She totally deserves it! Now she can find a winner instead of a paranoid loser. She deserves a guy that will appreciate her kind gesture, and now she has a chance to find one :)

Or typical FML fashion, "I'm breaking up with you for an utterly ridiculous reason, and with a large expense to your feelings."

Is nobody else wondering how op broke in? I'd like to learn that kind if thing.

ouch i got the 'im not ready for a relationship' speech

5, that seems to be the standard comment for every breakup on FML.

True but this seems to be an especially stupid reason.

I'm suddenly craving a candy bar and can't figure out why.

They do say men are from Mars, but something tells me he was dropped on his head and Crunch(ed) it as a child.

Wow. What a way to break up with OP. He has to learn how to be a gentlemen and be more like the 3 Musketeers.

I'd be so mad I'd put a Bounty on him.

It's going to cost him at least 100 Grand in child support with Baby Ruth on the way.

Almond joyin this.

These puns are getting to me. I think I'm gonna go Take 5.

"Time for a break" OP!

That's the thing.... She (?) most likely had a key, or he left the car unlocked, so it wouldn't have been "breaking in". OPs boyfriend is a turd.

Ungrateful*

in·grate·ful (ngrtful) n. An ungrateful person who has eaten candy they didn't deserve. [From Middle English ingrat, ungrateful, from Old French, from Latin ingrtus : in-, not; see in-1 + grtus, pleasing, thankful; see gwer-2 in Indo-European roots.]