By gkline09 - 06/08/2009 05:28 - United States

Today, I walked out to my car to see a broken window, a bunch of stuff missing, egg shells, and a note that read "stop banging my boyfriend". I haven't had anyone in over a year. FML
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You deserved it 3 083
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homedoggieo 0

Since she's already repayed you for it, I say hunt her down and bang her boyfriend. :D

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Good_old_Grim 8

Just call the cops - angry people leave tons of evidence. The bitch will be caught in no time.

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Good_old_Grim 8

Just call the cops - angry people leave tons of evidence. The bitch will be caught in no time.

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Kiwi_Splash 0

Number 1's right, and people should seriously stop with the whole revenge rage shit. The end of civilization is near.

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andlifesuxagain 0

I agree call the cops, but YDI for not having sex in over a year

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KumoFF7 3

YDI for keeping egg shells in your car.

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darcloki32 0

To #37: Please, please tell me your comment was a joke.

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bbobe900000 0

hahahhahahahahaahahaha #37 that is really good #15's pretty good too

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tisiphone_fml 0

Yeah, there are cameras everywhere these days. I'm sure there will be no problem catching the idiot, and you'll get new windows, etc in the process.

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homedoggieo 0

Since she's already repayed you for it, I say hunt her down and bang her boyfriend. :D

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RigChan 0

I agree with #2. Really though, call the cops on that crazy mofo, and then sue her.

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ToastedOats 0

I don't get why the angry girlfriends go after the "other woman" (who in this instance wasn't the "other woman" anyway). Why don't they get rid of the boyfriend who is cheating on them? Obviously, there is something wrong with the relationship if the BF needs to screw another woman. That's a pretty low/shitty thing to have happen to you. #4

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leisl14 0

a lot of women are so ******* stupid about girls and their boyfriends/ guys they like they ALWAYS blame another woman

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Sun_Kissed18 25

I agree! I mean in some cases, the other woman doesn't even know about the first one! OP: That sucks, time for the cops!

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Kiki_2_u 0

Sucks big time. Hope you called the cops. And #5 is a moron. :)

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NoNeak 0

i'm i the only one thinking that you can solve the problem without cops ? the same happened to a friend, but actually he knew and was told who the girl was...good luck finding the bitch...xD!!

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Kiki_2_u 0

I'm sure she could solve it without cops but the who ever f'ed up her car deserve's to be handcuffed and humiliated. Cops do that for free.

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THEchubbybunny 0

hah uh I'd be definitely solving this problem with the cops. I'd for sure get my shit fixed for free haha

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no_door 0

thats messed up ya i would sue and for people like #5. What the hell? ive seen alot of fmls about the OP not having sex for a whyle and also people complaining the OP is a ***** or something.... WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE WANT. Have sex with someone they dont evin know? Let alone love. then saying stuff like getting your car broken into is your fault because you didnt have sex. wow. so you heard the "Docter" open your legs and all of your problems like someone breaking into your car will just drift away. STFU EVERYONE WHO THINKS LIKE #5

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Rixxieee 0

YDI for not having sex =P jokes But seriously, call the police on that psycho bitch

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sbarre1 0

Oh the bright side, there's probably a lot of evidence to have that psycho locked up. >.>

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