Miscellaneous: Today, for the first time since kindergarten, I won! I came first!...

Really good chance. OP is dumb as shit if he thinks it's a FML you are almost guaranteed to get in if you are first on the wait list. YDI but that's a good thing so congrats

zahidnasir 22

Friday 5 June 2015 16:18

maybe YDI coz of your grades sorry if i am wrong

muarif 19

Friday 5 June 2015 16:45

Bruhh. Spoke like a true Asian.

zahidnasir 22

Friday 5 June 2015 17:55

thanks for that racist.

DrCheese 16

Friday 5 June 2015 16:21

Better than a flat out rejection, just sayin.

bradoiler 15

Friday 5 June 2015 16:32

keep your head up OP it'll happen have some faith

S_Gnu 17

Friday 5 June 2015 16:35

If you're on the waiting list for an MA, then I assume you already have a BA, which means you've already accomplished something of note.

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Today, while my boyfriend and I were on a picnic date out in the country, things got a little heated. When we were switching positions, he screamed and started running around. Turns out neither of us noticed the beehive in the tree above us until his dick got stung. FML

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Today, for my husband's birthday next weekend, I booked a holiday which he was happy about… until I told him it was a surprise family holiday so I'd invited his kids and their families. Now he doesn’t want to go and has made up a fake work emergency. He’s a bus driver. FML

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Today, a kid threw a rock at a beehive while my friend and I where standing next to it. It fell down, and a swarm of slightly displeased bees assumed that we were the culprit. Knowing what was about to happen, my friend and I ran for our lives. He ran fast enough to escape; I didn't. The kid, the actual culprit, didn't get attacked. FML

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Today, I walked in on my roommate having sex. With my stuffed turtle. On my bed. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight after I asked him repeatedly to tell his daughter to stop wearing my clothes. She stretches them out and has busted seams. The last straw was when she broke the heels on my very expensive shoes. I'm not being mean, she’s a size 14 and I’m a 6. FML

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Today, I was sick, so I emailed my co-workers with a list of my hours, asking if anyone would be willing to cover them for me. I only got one hour covered, and that was during a day I don't even work. FML

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Today, on the train to work, the train guard was hot and I became stupidly nervous. I'm very shy and was trying to avoid eye-contact. He said 'THANK YOU', in a pissed off tone of voice and glared at me. I had absent-mindedly been staring in the direction of his prosthetic arm the entire time. FML

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Today, I put my headphones on and laid down to relax to some music. I fell asleep, and woke up later to a police officer busting into my house. My neighbor had been knocking on my door, then looked through my window and saw me on my couch, and was convinced I'd died. FML

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