Today, for the first time since kindergarten, I won! I came first! Yes, I'm first on the waiting list for the M.A. degree I applied to. FML By Alan Xianyou's illustrated FML The illustrated FMLs, a well established institution that's been designated by UNESCO as a world heritage site. The whole world... 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share By winneuse / Friday 5 June 2015 02:30 / France
By Alan Xianyou's illustrated FML The illustrated FMLs, a well established institution that's been designated by UNESCO as a world heritage site. The whole world... 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Cygnus - United States - Ruthven Today, I responded to an argument with my girlfriend by only using comebacks she'd used in previous arguments. I'm single now. FML I agree, your life sucks 25691 You deserved it 11269 112 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United Kingdom Today, a doctor examined my wrist, which is completely swollen and painful. He diagnosed a case of tendonitis and asked me, "Do you use this hand for a particular sort of sport?" I just smiled like a twit. FML I agree, your life sucks 10933 You deserved it 48486 161 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By oxbbabexo - United States Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for 4 years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML I agree, your life sucks 33982 You deserved it 93753 375 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Rocklin Today, I had a terrible nightmare involving zombies slashing and eating at my face. I woke up in terror and urine, and found the slashing was very real: it was my cat pawing my face for me to feed him. FML I agree, your life sucks 26235 You deserved it 4340 100 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I felt a horrible pain while having sex with my wife, and I had to stop. I thought it was a hernia or something, but she called me a liar and accused me of everything from not finding her attractive, to me cheating on her. It turned out I had appendicitis. She still won't apologize. FML I agree, your life sucks 44241 You deserved it 3022 116 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Albuquerque Today, I got stuck in an elevator for well over an hour while riding it up to my weight and fitness class. Very funny, universe. FML I agree, your life sucks 40950 You deserved it 9443 73 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By androidjezus Halloween, the long wait Today, I asked my girlfriend to get a bunch of candy for our first Halloween at our new house, so she got $60 worth. We got into an argument about who was going to give it out. It’s now 9 p.m. No one came to our door all night. FML I agree, your life sucks 1659 You deserved it 431 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Need Help - United States - Victorville Today, my grandma went for a walk after being told that she has a bad heart and a fall could be fatal. She fell, fracturing both wrists, and is now in casts and can't do anything herself. Turned out it was only fatal to my college semester. FML I agree, your life sucks 3388 You deserved it 310 23 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Optimist - Canada Today, I found out I have an option on my phone to postpone the sending of my text messages. I thought it would be cute to send my boyfriend texts saying, " I love you and sweet dreams" every night at midnight for a month. He broke up with me and I can't figure out how to stop the texts. FML I agree, your life sucks 41752 You deserved it 25872 175 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Reno - United States - Reno Today, while trying to find my phone in the depths of the sheets on my bed, I gave my comforter a huge shake. A second later, I heard a crash. My phone had miraculously flown straight into the glass of water on my nightstand. Found it. FML I agree, your life sucks 43586 You deserved it 8926 63 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By its dark - United States - San Francisco Today, it's day three of our power being off because of a glitch in the power company's computer system. They won't turn it back on until we pay the $2000 we owe from 2010. We moved here in 2012. FML I agree, your life sucks 22235 You deserved it 1292 43 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By scared2poop - Australia - Brighton Today, like many other days, I drove 15 minutes away from my girlfriend's house to poop at the local McDonald's, because I'm too scared of her roommates hearing my extreme noise terror. FML I agree, your life sucks 17279 You deserved it 3731 36 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By WaffleJesus - United States Today, my husband is sulking because I wouldn't let him do what he's always wanted to do: throw our cat out the second floor window to see if she would land safely and on all fours. FML I agree, your life sucks 27180 You deserved it 2542 115 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Australia Today, mine and my boyfriend's concerns that we are too loud in bed were definitely confirmed when his entire family stopped the movie they were watching and vacated the cinema room located directly below us. They returned and resumed a while after we were finished. FML I agree, your life sucks 8866 You deserved it 36561 88 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By natty - United States Today, I went to a party and the cops came to bust the party. I jumped out the window of a second story house in order to avoid getting arrested. I broke my leg in three places and got a concussion. The cops let everyone go with a warning. FML I agree, your life sucks 46235 You deserved it 202986 201 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By dripping sink - United States Today, I was getting ready to go out when I noticed that after several months of annoyance, the faucet stopped dripping. I started to dance around my bathroom when all of a sudden I slipped and hit my head on the sink. The faucet is dripping again. FML I agree, your life sucks 25318 You deserved it 14549 54 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By roze198765 - United States Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML I agree, your life sucks 45735 You deserved it 4363 131 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By WonderWall09 - United States Today, I had a terrible dream where my boyfriend cheated on me with his ex. I woke up almost crying and called him just to tell him how much he means to me. Turns out my dream gave him that little extra push he needed to confess he's been cheating on me. With his ex. FML I agree, your life sucks 84635 You deserved it 4767 139 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ToobyFrank - United States Today, my mother told me she didn't want my girlfriend spending the night anymore. I asked why, she said she heard us doing the nasty the night before and I denied it, hoping I could call her bluff. She paused for a moment and moaned EXACTLY like my girlfriend does. FML I agree, your life sucks 23021 You deserved it 68010 159 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By bosslady - Belgium - Brussels Today, my intern was given his own office. I have been asking to move out of my cubicle for nearly four years. FML I agree, your life sucks 27353 You deserved it 2275 53 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By candymansvan17 - United States Today, I had a cop pull me over because he claimed that he saw me taking a bunch of colorful pills at the previous stop sign. I was eating skittles. FML I agree, your life sucks 44350 You deserved it 3217 224 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By luckygirl Today, I have a bad cold, so I've been carrying tissues around with me. I noticed our puppy had pooped on the floor, so I grabbed a napkin and cleaned it up, then threw it away. I then blew my nose with my tissue. Apparently, I threw away my tissue and used the napkin. FML I agree, your life sucks 1600 You deserved it 547 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Mikey - United States Today, I was hanging out at my school with some friends when my mom came to pick me up. A girl I knew wanted a hug before I left. I turned around to hug her and a clip on my backpack got stuck on her tank top. I tuned away the clip pulled the shirt ripping it and exposing her naked chest. FML I agree, your life sucks 70371 You deserved it 8683 206 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, trying to be romantic, I started giving my boyfriend a neck massage. He gave me a weirded-out look, removed my hand, called me creep, and wouldn't let me touch him for the rest of the day. FML I agree, your life sucks 32054 You deserved it 4706 119 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I received an email with a link to a story about a man who lost 650 pounds. I ignored it, until I saw who sent it. My mom, with the message "Maybe there's hope for you." FML I agree, your life sucks 46701 You deserved it 8825 97 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By aineroo - Ireland - Galway Today, I managed to convince my sister that when you press down the diet button on the lid of a McDonald's cup it turns whatever is in there diet. I pressed the button and she started shouting how she hates diet drinks. She's 19. FML I agree, your life sucks 33559 You deserved it 3892 56 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By nothesisforme - France Today, I asked my professor for his opinion on the subject I plan to study in my thesis. Turns out, he likes it so much that he's going to steal it from me. FML I agree, your life sucks 36885 You deserved it 2937 83 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By embarassed - United States Today, I got off work and checked my makeup in the mirror once I got in my car. I had a huge piece of spinach on my front tooth that no one told me about. I work the front desk of an upscale hotel and have been greeting guests all day. FML I agree, your life sucks 27832 You deserved it 5327 63 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By BiteMe - United States - Upper Marlboro Today, my dentist told me I have a cavity and blamed it on the "subpar" toothpaste I've been using - the same toothpaste he recommended six months ago at my last appointment. FML I agree, your life sucks 16181 You deserved it 1166 38 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, my husband and I were getting busy on the living room couch when my mother-in-law stopped by and let herself in with a key we didn’t know she had. She then demanded an apology like it was all our fault and stormed out. I still don’t know why she came by. FML I agree, your life sucks 5729 You deserved it 361 31 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ForeverAlone - Korea, Republic of - Seoul Today, I emotionally confessed to the guy I like. His English isn't that good, so he asked me to repeat it several times. He ended up telling me no. FML I agree, your life sucks 31814 You deserved it 3057 46 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By very analytical - United States - Ashland Today, our outgoing boss told us about guy who's replacing him, saying he's very nice but very anal about things. Without thinking, I shrugged and said "Anal's not bad." Now everyone's calling me Anal-Girl. FML I agree, your life sucks 26175 You deserved it 8539 79 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Akron Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML I agree, your life sucks 49334 You deserved it 4123 92 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By goodstudent - United States Today, I was supposed to take a test, but the professor didn't have it ready because he went to a concert last night. I sold my own tickets to that very concert in order to study for the test. FML I agree, your life sucks 44553 You deserved it 4636 127 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, I did my first night of open-mic standup. The first 5 minutes went badly, but I don't know if it got any better afterwards, because a drunk audience member climbed up on stage and knocked me out. FML I agree, your life sucks 32240 You deserved it 3966 49 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she started crying. Despite my pleas for her to stop and attempts to comfort her, she insisted that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML I agree, your life sucks 50098 You deserved it 7844 295 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By gatewayev700 - United States - Reading Today, my mom told me she'd canceled my spring break trip to Europe for my 16th birthday. Why? So I could get my wisdom teeth pulled 2 months early. FML I agree, your life sucks 33976 You deserved it 5242 102 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Boyufd - 30/7/2020 23:01 The Dark Knight Today, I noticed my acne scars are almost forming the Batman symbol. FML I agree, your life sucks 1153 You deserved it 132 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Sweden - Solna Today, I was on an airplane, waiting to go to the bathroom. After a few minutes, the man behind me asked what I was waiting for, and checked the bathroom. It was empty, and there was a big line behind me. FML I agree, your life sucks 9599 You deserved it 28600 84 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Tams - Canada Cheers, Henry Today, my grandma and I went to visit one of her friends. The elderly gentleman told me I'd grown into a very beautiful young woman, to which my grandma replied, "Have you started in on the sherry early this evening, Henry?" FML I agree, your life sucks 1335 You deserved it 111 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By S_Gnu | 17 #6311493 - Friday 5 June 2015 16:35 If you're on the waiting list for an MA, then I assume you already have a BA, which means you've already accomplished something of note. Send a private message 232 1 Reply
By devildog562 | 33 #6311443 - Friday 5 June 2015 16:05 Usually someone drops , hopefully that put you in the hot seat and you can finish getting learned . Send a private message 205 5 Reply
By devildog562 | 33 #6311443 - Friday 5 June 2015 16:05 Usually someone drops , hopefully that put you in the hot seat and you can finish getting learned . Send a private message 205 5 Reply
Reply zahidnasir | 22 #6311476 - Friday 5 June 2015 16:23 nobody can be better off until making some worse Send a private message 3 45 Reply
Reply Rkikkas9713 | 25 #6311560 - Friday 5 June 2015 17:46 You must be fun at parties #10. Send a private message 45 3 Reply
Reply sprints54 | 19 #6312702 - Saturday 6 June 2015 23:48 Getting learned really??? That's no where near proper English or being grammatically correct. Send a private message 3 26 Reply
By Pokefinch27 | 17 #6311446 - Friday 5 June 2015 16:06 The fact that you haven't won anything since kindergarten is sad FYL OP Send a private message 70 8 Reply
Reply nickaa827 | 13 #6311524 - Friday 5 June 2015 17:05 man shut up and say something encouraging stop shitting on people's days Send a private message 7 72 Reply
Reply Miss_Whipped | 43 #6311541 - Friday 5 June 2015 17:24 This whole site revolves around people getting their days shit on. Send a private message 90 1 Reply
Reply Cringey | 18 #6324297 - Thursday 18 June 2015 18:47 This site's entire goal is for people that have had their day shat on. Send a private message 2 1 Reply
By mds9986 | 24 #6311449 - Friday 5 June 2015 16:06 If you're first on a waiting list you will most likely get in, but be sure to plan ahead and apply to other programs. Send a private message 42 0 Reply
By tintarroja | 31 #6311451 - Friday 5 June 2015 16:07 Quitting isn't an option! Send a private message 11 3 Reply
By CyberSeeker | 20 #6311459 - Friday 5 June 2015 16:10 Well at least u have a high chance of getting in if you're #1 on the list Send a private message 31 1 Reply
Reply jstaines47 | 16 #6311901 - Saturday 6 June 2015 2:38 Really good chance. OP is dumb as shit if he thinks it's a FML you are almost guaranteed to get in if you are first on the wait list. YDI but that's a good thing so congrats Send a private message 0 0 Reply
By zahidnasir | 22 #6311469 - Friday 5 June 2015 16:18 maybe YDI coz of your grades sorry if i am wrong Send a private message 3 13 Reply
Reply muarif | 19 #6311503 - Friday 5 June 2015 16:45 Bruhh. Spoke like a true Asian. Send a private message 8 9 Reply
Reply zahidnasir | 22 #6311569 - Friday 5 June 2015 17:55 thanks for that racist. Send a private message 4 7 Reply
By DrCheese | 16 #6311471 - Friday 5 June 2015 16:21 Better than a flat out rejection, just sayin. Send a private message 19 0 Reply
By bradoiler | 15 #6311488 - Friday 5 June 2015 16:32 keep your head up OP it'll happen have some faith Send a private message 7 1 Reply
By S_Gnu | 17 #6311493 - Friday 5 June 2015 16:35 If you're on the waiting list for an MA, then I assume you already have a BA, which means you've already accomplished something of note. Send a private message 232 1 Reply
Today, I had the house to myself for the morning. I decided to enjoy being alone, so pulled my trusty bullet vibrator from the drawer. I was very much... I agree, your life sucks 405 You deserved it 92 6 Comments
Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML I agree, your life sucks 839 You deserved it 41 7 Comments