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Today, I spent my first night with my girlfriend. After waiting for weeks, a few seconds were enough to make a fool of myself when I tried to remove her panties twice. It was a tan line. FML

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Come on now, don't get your panties all in a twist about it.

I know they say beauty isn't skin deep, but it's still best to stop there, OP (If you're having trouble commenting on this world FML, try using the site and not the app.)

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Come on now, don't get your panties all in a twist about it.

I know they say beauty isn't skin deep, but it's still best to stop there, OP (If you're having trouble commenting on this world FML, try using the site and not the app.)

That's adorable lol. I'm sure you two will laugh about it together later on, if not already. :)

Poor OP getting **** blocked by a tan line :(

That's okay. It's not like your blood was going straight to the brain at that time.

splinteredApple 36

OP is a girl.

Doesn't matter, both genders experience a rush of blood from the head to the genitals when aroused.

Better than forgetting to take them off before you try to start

you could say it was TANtamount to a deal breaker;)

bad_boyfriend 10

That's just a good story

tounces7 27

I'm trying to understand how, with her ****** staring you in the face, you didn't realize she apparently wasn't wearing panties.

Crotch less panties?

Sir_Cow 17

Maybe he thought it was her camel toe?

Hey it's ok, if she really likes you that won't matter.