FML : Today, I spent my first night with my girlfriend. After waiting for weeks, a few seconds were enough to make a fool of myself when I tried to remove her...

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Today, I spent my first night with my girlfriend. After waiting for weeks, a few seconds were enough to make a fool of myself when I tried to remove her panties twice. It was a tan line. FML

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You deserved it

By Marcel - / Friday 23 September 2011 05:35 / Argentina

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By Weymere | 11

#6627372 - Monday 13 June 2016 05:53

Come on now, don't get your panties all in a twist about it.

By Tripartita | 43

#6627375 - Monday 13 June 2016 05:57

I know they say beauty isn't skin deep, but it's still best to stop there, OP (If you're having trouble commenting on this world FML, try using the site and not the app.)

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By Weymere | 11

#6627372 - Monday 13 June 2016 05:53

Come on now, don't get your panties all in a twist about it.

By Tripartita | 43

#6627375 - Monday 13 June 2016 05:57

I know they say beauty isn't skin deep, but it's still best to stop there, OP (If you're having trouble commenting on this world FML, try using the site and not the app.)

By thatweirdasian | 22

#6627382 - Monday 13 June 2016 06:10

That's adorable lol. I'm sure you two will laugh about it together later on, if not already. :)

By 399 | 41

#6627397 - Monday 13 June 2016 06:28

Poor OP getting cock blocked by a tan line :(

By Jumbled_Mess | 7

#6627400 - Monday 13 June 2016 06:32

That's okay. It's not like your blood was going straight to the brain at that time.

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Zufallian | 34

#6627439 - Monday 13 June 2016 07:25

OP is a girl.

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ThrottleJockey | 29

#6627513 - Monday 13 June 2016 09:00

Doesn't matter, both genders experience a rush of blood from the head to the genitals when aroused.

By MegasaurusRex89 | 28

#6627407 - Monday 13 June 2016 06:39

Better than forgetting to take them off before you try to start

By thedictator_fml | 12

#6627411 - Monday 13 June 2016 06:41

you could say it was TANtamount to a deal breaker;)

By bad_boyfriend | 10

#6627432 - Monday 13 June 2016 07:20

That's just a good story

By tounces7 | 15

#6627443 - Monday 13 June 2016 07:28

I'm trying to understand how, with her vagina staring you in the face, you didn't realize she apparently wasn't wearing panties.

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ThrottleJockey | 29

#6627468 - Monday 13 June 2016 08:07

Crotch less panties?

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Sir_Cow | 17

#6627547 - Monday 13 June 2016 09:53

Maybe he thought it was her camel toe?

By dontknow1 | 19

#6627539 - Monday 13 June 2016 09:41

Hey it's ok, if she really likes you that won't matter.

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