FML : Today, I spent my first night with my girlfriend. After waiting for weeks, a few seconds were enough to make a fool of myself when I tried to remove her...

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Today, I spent my first night with my girlfriend. After waiting for weeks, a few seconds were enough to make a fool of myself when I tried to remove her panties twice. It was a tan line. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Marcel - / Friday 23 September 2011 05:35 / Argentina

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By Weymere | 11

#6627372 - Monday 13 June 2016 17:53

Come on now, don't get your panties all in a twist about it.

By Tripartita | 44

#6627375 - Monday 13 June 2016 17:57

I know they say beauty isn't skin deep, but it's still best to stop there, OP

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By Weymere | 11

#6627372 - Monday 13 June 2016 17:53

Come on now, don't get your panties all in a twist about it.

By Tripartita | 44

#6627375 - Monday 13 June 2016 17:57

I know they say beauty isn't skin deep, but it's still best to stop there, OP

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By thatweirdasian | 22

#6627382 - Monday 13 June 2016 18:10

That's adorable lol. I'm sure you two will laugh about it together later on, if not already. :)

By 399 | 41

#6627397 - Monday 13 June 2016 18:28

Poor OP getting cock blocked by a tan line :(

By Jumbled_Mess | 7

#6627400 - Monday 13 June 2016 18:32

That's okay. It's not like your blood was going straight to the brain at that time.

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Zufallian | 34

#6627439 - Monday 13 June 2016 19:25

OP is a girl.

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ThrottleJockey | 34

#6627513 - Monday 13 June 2016 21:00

Doesn't matter, both genders experience a rush of blood from the head to the genitals when aroused.

By MegasaurusRex89 | 28

#6627407 - Monday 13 June 2016 18:39

Better than forgetting to take them off before you try to start

By thedictator_fml | 12

#6627411 - Monday 13 June 2016 18:41

you could say it was TANtamount to a deal breaker;)

By bad_boyfriend | 10

#6627432 - Monday 13 June 2016 19:20

That's just a good story

By tounces7 | 21

#6627443 - Monday 13 June 2016 19:28

I'm trying to understand how, with her vagina staring you in the face, you didn't realize she apparently wasn't wearing panties.

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ThrottleJockey | 34

#6627468 - Monday 13 June 2016 20:07

Crotch less panties?

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Sir_Cow | 17

#6627547 - Monday 13 June 2016 21:53

Maybe he thought it was her camel toe?

By dontknow1 | 19

#6627539 - Monday 13 June 2016 21:41

Hey it's ok, if she really likes you that won't matter.

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