Come on now, don't get your panties all in a twist about it.

I know they say beauty isn't skin deep, but it's still best to stop there, OP (If you're having trouble commenting on this world FML, try using the site and not the app.)

That's adorable lol. I'm sure you two will laugh about it together later on, if not already. :)

Poor OP getting cock blocked by a tan line :(

That's okay. It's not like your blood was going straight to the brain at that time.

Better than forgetting to take them off before you try to start

you could say it was TANtamount to a deal breaker;)

That's just a good story

I'm trying to understand how, with her vagina staring you in the face, you didn't realize she apparently wasn't wearing panties.

Hey it's ok, if she really likes you that won't matter.