My dear neighbor

By Anonymous - 22/02/2020 18:00

Today, I had a very sweet and romantic love note brutally scratched into the door of my brand new car. It was addressed to Cindy. Cindy lives next door. FML
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Sagar Nair 11
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Well you better tell Cindy that her lover better pay for them damages.

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RichardPencil 30
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Sell Cindy your car. For your next car, get personalized plates that say "NOTCINDY" Glad I could help!

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Sagar Nair 11
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Well you better tell Cindy that her lover better pay for them damages.

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RichardPencil 30
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Sell Cindy your car. For your next car, get personalized plates that say "NOTCINDY" Glad I could help!

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sassypenguinxox 15
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I’m pretty sure the person purposely used nearby property that Cindy would see to write the note so that her stuff remained undamaged and she can actually appreciate it instead of being mad about it. Like writing graffiti on someone else’s building. So a NotCindy license plate would just give him ammo to carve “No shit you’re not Cindy, not using her stuff was the idea”

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joshworden90 2

hope you got insurance

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bl3ur0z3 17

Somebody loves Cindy so much they'll destroy her car? Be glad you're not Cindy.

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slowhandjp 16

What does Cindy mean in this case? Would anyone tell me?

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Sagar Nair 11
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Cindy is not a what, its a she. She’s OP’s neighbor.

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bl3ur0z3 17

Somebody loves Cindy so much they'll destroy her car? Be glad you're not Cindy.

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WistayShlaio82 13

I hope Cindy will pay for the damages since it was, after a matter of speaking, her fault that your car was damaged.

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WistayShlaio82 13

I hope Cindy will find out that she has bad taste in people soon. Otherwise her future neighbors will constantly be wary of her.

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Cheryl Brown 4
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I do hope you called the police and had them speak with Cindy to see if she has any clue who the culprit is.

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