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Damn postprandial heart attacks...

  Otherhats  |  20

Honestly, I would blurt out laughing depending on the current 911 call. If something beyond important was going on I would asking if he "thinks this is a fucking game."

  naiveprophet  |  15

Where I live, there's at least five pizza delivery places within a five minute radius. The nearest hospital is 15 minutes away. There's also a difference between throwing a couple pizzas in your car and getting an ambulance ready with paramedics and drivers.