Today, after working my shift at McDonalds, I went to clock in at my dispatch job. During a 911 call, I blurted, "Would you like to try the McRib while it's back?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as usual, I worked at McDonald's. Although I tried to diffuse the situation, an old man was absolutely furious, and punched me in the face over BBQ sauce. FML
Today, I was working the drive-through at McDonald's. I greeted a customer with a, "Hi, how are you doing today?" His response: "Better than you." FML
Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML
Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML
Today, I tried to flirt with the cute cashier at my usual drive-thru. Instead of saying, "Thank you," I panicked and said, "I love you." Now I have to find a new favorite burger place. FML
Today, I ordered food at McDonald's. I'm on crutches, and a guy offered to carry my tray to the table. He rushed out with my food. FML
Today, while trying to quit my horrible job at a pizza place, I got so nervous that I accidentally offered to work double my usual hours for another month. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML
Today, I was sitting in McDonald's. A lady came up to me and started complaining about the bad service, and asked for the manager. I told her that I didn't work there. "But you must, someone that fat has to work here!" FML
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea for me to talk with a British accent during my job interview to make me sound smarter. I'm applying for a job at McDonald's. FML
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nikkon416 13
Was the caller having a heart attack?
shaytards_fml 9
it's back????
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Comments (95)
Muttley9 13
It happens; I once asked for my Mom at her job by her previous married name :)
brokenperfectnes 15
I work as a cashier and some phrases just get really stuck in my head... I know your feel OP!
pedinhuh 23
You need a better job, OP
naiveprophet 15
Been there, done that, except it wasn't at a 911 call center so not nearly as horrifyingly embarrassing, I'm sure.
mynameisfinn 4
"i would love a mcrib but im kinda bleeding to death so it would go right through me
stardustjunkie 12
I can definitely empathise. I work at a pub and a retail shop. I often go to ask customers if they'd like a bag with their pint of beer, or say 'that's £3.50 change and your receipt". The pub doesn't do receipts so I just get odd looks. It's an easy mistake, don't worry OP.
Xotoolyxo 16
Sounds like you just need a break
blala2733 5
Hahaha hilarious!!!
othehugemanatee 8
Wait, the McRib is back?!?
moneyoverall 3
awesome