Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML
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caseyc
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The real FML here is that you work at McDonalds. FYL
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ForEverShley
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This made me giggle.
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Javalounge
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Awkward.... O.o
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TheRealFamilyGuy
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sooo I suppose asking to supersize him would also be out of the question as well...
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11colio11
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So your life is fucked because you accidentally made a sexual innuendo. Who cares what his wife did, you didnt do anything wrong. The only question that remains is: did you fix his sundae?
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mamamiaaa_fml
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well. since she gave you the death stare you should have grabbed his nuts. it's just the right thing to do.
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blankaex
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That's what she said.
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hollee
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I mean, did you stare at his package, smile, and wink when you said it? Then YDI, you whore!!!
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iSitt
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For the wife to be angry at that means she feels threatened. maybe hubby is a cheater or she's not pleasing him.
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Pinkgal123
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Is that a joke 76?
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ForEverShley
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This made me giggle.
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danishbagel
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Yeah... poor choice of words OP.
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windergirl6
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totally :p
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Sansa_fml
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Haha yeah, that's just genius. His wife might not agree but I think it is.
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caseyc
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The real FML here is that you work at McDonalds. FYL
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welldeserved
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HAHAH! Lmfao. So true.
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TheGreatNite
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lol I agree
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Mirorbo
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You have to start somewhere, darling. And in this economy, some may not even have much choice.
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abc1231
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oh come on.. at least she got a job and she's earning her own money..
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mamamiaaa_fml
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yeah at least she's not working the corners. although the money is probably better.
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nwkegan
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You'd know, #50.
(Couldn't help myself :P)
(Couldn't help myself :P)
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josebeto1
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lol win.
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justin1104
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u r so bitchy. u shouldn't laugh at people's jobs
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rileysmileydog
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Well, fml because you think you are better than fast food workers.
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blankaex
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If no one workes at McDonald's, who'd serve you your daily 31 Big Macs?
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KiaMaster
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this girl accidently asked my boyfriend 'do u want balls with that' and hey, everyone was laughing. I think adding a joke is ok once and awhile. she should have given the nuts to the wife and been like 'here you can have them back, I've had my fun'
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AMCProbz
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Well if she's between 16 and 22 she's doing better than many unemployed adults, so she's good
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armandoX113
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lmaooo
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CollegeGirl2010
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haha that's funny :D
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pinkp909
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hahahahah that's awesome! I wouldn't have given you a death glare, I would have just laughed!
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MrsLender_fml
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seriously, how old is the wife, 10 years old?
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Healtopia
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#30 the question is how mature is she?
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miraggg
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seriously though, the average mcdonalds worker is like 15. the fact that the wife is offended by that is so immature
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jenzilla
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agreed!
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loveyouall81
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wow pink, you loom fabulous. would you like to chat?
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dramaa
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I really lol'd. gj Op!
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underguarded
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No wonder they were getting sundaes.
if that's what she's like at McDonalds, imagine her at home.
if that's what she's like at McDonalds, imagine her at home.
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ShadowluigiXxP
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U want pubs with that order?
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gabygirl97
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lmfao
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Sgt_Minty
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That's not funny, nor is it gramaticaly correct...
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JustKeepBreathin
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LOL but the wife is kind of overprotective to immediately think of that meaning in stead of what you actually meant.