FML : Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said,...

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Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By stifledbyyou - / Sunday 12 December 2010 00:06 / United States

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By caseyc | 0

#1832470 - Sunday 12 December 2010 9:32

The real FML here is that you work at McDonalds. FYL

By ForEverShley | 0

#1832466 - Sunday 12 December 2010 9:32

This made me giggle.

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By Javalounge | 0

#1832464 - Sunday 12 December 2010 9:32

Awkward.... O.o

TheRealFamilyGuy | 5

#1832711 - Sunday 12 December 2010 10:04

sooo I suppose asking to supersize him would also be out of the question as well...

11colio11 | 4

#1832740 - Sunday 12 December 2010 10:11

So your life is fucked because you accidentally made a sexual innuendo. Who cares what his wife did, you didnt do anything wrong. The only question that remains is: did you fix his sundae?

mamamiaaa_fml | 12

#1833018 - Sunday 12 December 2010 12:16

well. since she gave you the death stare you should have grabbed his nuts. it's just the right thing to do.

blankaex | 0

#1833381 - Sunday 12 December 2010 16:18

That's what she said.

hollee | 0

#1833569 - Sunday 12 December 2010 17:17

I mean, did you stare at his package, smile, and wink when you said it? Then YDI, you whore!!!

iSitt | 0

#1833681 - Sunday 12 December 2010 17:45

For the wife to be angry at that means she feels threatened. maybe hubby is a cheater or she's not pleasing him.

Pinkgal123 | 24

#5582353 - Tuesday 16 July 2013 2:41

Is that a joke 76?

By ForEverShley | 0

#1832466 - Sunday 12 December 2010 9:32

This made me giggle.

danishbagel | 3

#1833714 - Sunday 12 December 2010 17:58

Yeah... poor choice of words OP.

windergirl6 | 0

#1836455 - Monday 13 December 2010 9:32

totally :p

Sansa_fml | 38

#6269944 - Wednesday 22 April 2015 22:01

Haha yeah, that's just genius. His wife might not agree but I think it is.

By caseyc | 0

#1832470 - Sunday 12 December 2010 9:32

The real FML here is that you work at McDonalds. FYL

welldeserved | 0

#1832498 - Sunday 12 December 2010 9:34

HAHAH! Lmfao. So true.

TheGreatNite | 0

#1832808 - Sunday 12 December 2010 10:37

lol I agree

Mirorbo | 26

#1832825 - Sunday 12 December 2010 10:48

You have to start somewhere, darling. And in this economy, some may not even have much choice.

abc1231 | 2

#1832896 - Sunday 12 December 2010 11:27

oh come on.. at least she got a job and she's earning her own money..

mamamiaaa_fml | 12

#1833030 - Sunday 12 December 2010 12:18

yeah at least she's not working the corners. although the money is probably better.

nwkegan | 0

#1833164 - Sunday 12 December 2010 12:52

You'd know, #50.

(Couldn't help myself :P)

josebeto1 | 6

#1833242 - Sunday 12 December 2010 15:00

lol win.

justin1104 | 0

#1833276 - Sunday 12 December 2010 15:23

u r so bitchy. u shouldn't laugh at people's jobs

rileysmileydog | 0

#1833284 - Sunday 12 December 2010 15:27

Well, fml because you think you are better than fast food workers.

blankaex | 0

#1833384 - Sunday 12 December 2010 16:20

If no one workes at McDonald's, who'd serve you your daily 31 Big Macs?

KiaMaster | 0

#1834159 - Sunday 12 December 2010 20:05

this girl accidently asked my boyfriend 'do u want balls with that' and hey, everyone was laughing. I think adding a joke is ok once and awhile. she should have given the nuts to the wife and been like 'here you can have them back, I've had my fun'