Today, after working my shift at McDonalds, I went to clock in at my dispatch job. During a 911 call, I blurted, "Would you like to try the McRib while it's back?" FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, as usual, I worked at McDonald's. Although I tried to diffuse the situation, an old man was absolutely furious, and punched me in the face over BBQ sauce. FML
Today, I was working the drive-through at McDonald's. I greeted a customer with a, "Hi, how are you doing today?" His response: "Better than you." FML
Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML
Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML
Today, I tried to flirt with the cute cashier at my usual drive-thru. Instead of saying, "Thank you," I panicked and said, "I love you." Now I have to find a new favorite burger place. FML
Today, I ordered food at McDonald's. I'm on crutches, and a guy offered to carry my tray to the table. He rushed out with my food. FML
Today, while trying to quit my horrible job at a pizza place, I got so nervous that I accidentally offered to work double my usual hours for another month. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML
Today, I was sitting in McDonald's. A lady came up to me and started complaining about the bad service, and asked for the manager. I told her that I didn't work there. "But you must, someone that fat has to work here!" FML
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea for me to talk with a British accent during my job interview to make me sound smarter. I'm applying for a job at McDonald's. FML
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nikkon416 13
Was the caller having a heart attack?
shaytards_fml 9
it's back????
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Comments (95)
jddrinker 6
Lmao, did you lose your job?
onlychildFTW 34
I would hope not.
Dre27 20
Who knows, maybe it was someone dying but the Mcrib gave them a reason to fight to live.
Lasagnaa 24
I work at McDonalds too. Saying the same thing over and over again makes me do the same thing. Especially over the phone lol. FYL
jazzy_123 20
Sometimes I catch myself almost saying "enjoy your food" or anything like that to my boss when she asks me to do something. Its embarrassing >,
andrewturtle 16
"Could you file those documents?" "Yep, enjoy your meal!" Hmm...
cryssycakesx3 23
cash registers used to chase me in my dreams.
skyttlz 32
I work at dominos and I volunteer at the hospital. I have to remember whether to use "thank you for calling dominos this is Abigail" or "information desk this is Abigail"
shyeahh_fml 19
Haha when I worked at sonic I answered my phone a few times with, "Thank you for choosing sonic!" Fortunately I caught myself after the first sentence and didn't say the entire greeting. Quite embarrassing.
AmeliusBee 4
same :'o 2 years of doin 40 hrs a week.
Jemm_fml 29
Well, did they?
WCARlover 35
It's definitely tough when you have two jobs to keep them straight sometimes..I've had a few embarrassing phone greetings as well :p
darcislove 18
It happens to every on now and again. OP dont worry im sure they thought it was funny in some way.
PleaseStahp 10
Well unless you were dying because of a McRib.
karlcolt45 19
THAT'S WHY I WAS CALLING! McDonald's just attempted to murder me
Dynosaur_dollie 38
The whole restaurant tried to kill you? Did they poison your food specifically? Did you hear them planning this attempted murder? It sounds like you may want to talk to someone on the mental health unit.
snugglesMcGee199 23
#33, people like you just want to watch the world burn.
leroyjenkins006 10
Would you like frys with that murder?
graceinsheepwear 34
Glad your head's in the game. On a related note, how can you be a dispatcher with such lack of focus?
karlcolt45 19
I suppose that you've never slipped up on the job then pal
twelve_oh_seven 11
Rude much? Mistakes happen get over yourself you aren't perfect either.
skiprope 17
When I'm at home I have to stop myself from saying my stores name when picking up the phone