Today, after what I thought was several weeks of flirting with a coworker, I asked her out on a date. She asked if it could be a double date, and I said yes. I brought a friend, she brought her husband. FML
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Today, after a year and half of being single, I was asked out on a date. I was asked by a married man. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask my best friend to go on a date with me. She assumed I meant a double date and squealed, "Who's the lucky guy?!" She thought I was her gay best friend for the past year. FML
Today, a coworker invited me out for a date, totally out of the blue. I had no idea she liked me, but I did my best to impress. She ordered the most expensive steak on the menu, two bottles of wine, and eventually picked up and went home with our waiter. I got the bill. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the guts to ask this girl I like to dinner and a movie. She agreed on the terms that she could bring someone, and I'd said it wouldn't be a problem. When I met up with her a few hours later, I found out she'd brought her boyfriend. FML
Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
Today, the girl I like asked me to take over her shift at the place we both work at. Being nice, I readily took over. Later, I found out she went on a date with my best friend. He knows I like her. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to ask my crush out for coffee after work. She agreed and I confidently said, "Alright, it's a date!" She replied, "Haha, a date with you? I'm just going for the free coffee!" FML
Today, I went to a social event with a very attractive male co-worker. Things were going awesome, we were flirting and really hitting it off. Then his 'wife' called. FML
Today, I asked out this girl at work who I've had a crush on for a while. She looked oddly familiar, aside from the fact that we worked together. It was almost like we'd met outside of work. Two hours and one Snapchat story later, I realized I'd asked out my best friend's girlfriend. FML
Today, I took my new girl out on a date after work. Ten minutes later, my ex-wife, her new boyfriend and my daughter showed up at the same restaurant and decided a double date would be fun. My ex lives an hour away. FML
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604 11
If she wears a wedding ring, then this is absolutely entirely your fault.
ashilyy24 8
She could've just said she was married. Instead of humiliating him.
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ashilyy24 8
She could've just said she was married. Instead of humiliating him.
604 11
If she wears a wedding ring, then this is absolutely entirely your fault.
Tripartita 44
Well, now you have to go back and figure out what all those weeks of non-flirting actually were. Be careful, OP; they could be bees!
Kaylana_fml 31
The girl is either dumb or dishonest, and inconsiderate in either case.
Ms_Monster 6
I feel like she did it on purpose. How could she not have known that you meant to take her on the date?
TabooSushi 24
Does she not wear a wedding ring? And how does one go several weeks without gettint into the single/not single territory of discussion? I feel like this is half YDI and half FYL.
Bearsmomma 30
My husband and I don't wear our rings, so it's possible.
TabooSushi 24
Yes I know some don't, I personally don't wear mine on my hand but on a chain around my neck, but MOST people wear them. And even if she doesn't, I still wonder how they went WEEKS without getting into a discussion of marital status at some point.
QueenSaru 28
Yeah, but if someone says to you, "Would you like to go out on a date?" I'm pretty sure you don't misinterpret that as, "Hey I know you have a husband, bring him along!"
jbuckets_404 38
Not all married women wear their engagement/ wedding ring.... :-(
Mynxie 26
And why the frown face? Men do the same thing. Is it so wrong for a woman to not wear the ring? Maybe the work they do makes it a risk to wear metal. There is no reason to frown because she decided to not wear the ring.
StarkWolf_fml 23
tough break, then again she should've worn her wedding ring at work
Bearsmomma 30
She shouldn't have to wear a ring. She could instead, be an adult and use her words. She knew OP meant a date and knew what it meant. She was simply rude and inconsiderate.
Mynxie 26
The same thing can be said for married men who don't wear their bands to work. ******* idiot.
TaoShaman 24
There's a number of jobs where people can't wear rings. Or she may just not like rings. And people don't talk about whether they're single or not as often as people seem to think. I don't see it as a topic that would come up at work that often. That's a terrible thing for her to do though. Her poor husband too. Being used as a prop in her petty plans.
Bearsmomma 30
She knew what OP meant with the request of a date. That was a perfect time to disclose her unavailability in dating, IF it hadn't come up in conversation before. In my opinion she was a bitch by not feeling obligated to explain.
RichardPencil 30
It must have been awkward to make out with your friend to prove you're a proud, gay man to her husband and not a sleazebag hitting on his wife.