Today, after walking in on my roommate, I found out that pleasuring yourself with a shoe is a thing. It wouldn't have been so bad if the shoe hadn't been mine. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out that my roommate was responsible for stealing my socks. When I confronted him about it, he told me that he did it because he likes looking at my bare feet and jerking off into my socks. We’re both guys. FML
Today, I got home from a holiday to find out that my flatmate had thrown a party. Everything seemed fine at first, then I noticed that someone had taken a dump in my running shoes that were in my bedroom closet. FML
Today, I found out that my roommate has a masturbation problem; the problem is that he does it in my bed. FML
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate having sex in my bed, because apparently hers is "for sleeping only". FML
Today, I had my new boyfriend come over. Within five minutes of him arriving, I accidentally let one rip. Shocked, I quickly tried to explain it away with, "That was my shoe." I was barefoot. FML
Today, I was walking in my apartment when I felt something stab my foot. Thinking it was a piece of glass, I looked down. It was one of my roommate's toenail clippings. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML
Today, I caught my roommate trying to use my flashlight as a dildo. FML
Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML
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Top comments
colby6666 43
Get payback with their sock? FYL
Steve95401 49
Pumping yourself with a pump sounds painful.
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Comments (110)
blcksocks 19
What a jerk off ...
jojimugo 20
Nope just a shoe ****
mds9986 24
Kick her out
Enslaved 38
Give your roommate the boot!
RedPillSucks 33
perfect. big hole and a pointy end to match any sexual orientation. even two at once
AcieMcG 21
They already gave it to themselves.
zeusdom 15
I'd like to know what you plan on doing with a ukulele that you titled it UkuleleTime? Perhaps some sort of revenge plan with their stuff? Lol
EnderBash 15
Wow...
S1N9UL4R17Y 8
Either she REALLY loves shoes, or maybe she has a foot fetish.
brycemash 9
How...?
cjfred 13
What gave you the impression that the roommate is female, #12?
coolbeans26 12
Thank u! I was wondering the same thing this could work for either sex in creepily similar ways lol
EvilLittleMan 23
Take it as a compliment. You buy shoes that really turn people on.
savxf 14
How do you even do that..?
RedPillSucks 33
for God's sake dont anyone answer. Please use Google and spare our sensitive eyes and minds