By UkuleleTime - 23/06/2015 08:07 - United States - Garner

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Today, after walking in on my roommate, I found out that pleasuring yourself with a shoe is a thing. It wouldn't have been so bad if the shoe hadn't been mine. FML
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Steve95401 49

Pumping yourself with a pump sounds painful.

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Comments

S_Gnu 17

Imagining this not with a small dress shoe but instead a giant, smelly hiking boot makes it a lot funnier.

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ILikeKoalas 24

Yuck… it's horrible to imagine someone wanting to stick a shoe up their ******, I mean she doesn't know where that shoe could have been!

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HighasaCloud 46

Or the roommate was sticking his penis in OP's shoe. Why are you making assumptions?

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ILikeKoalas 24

I did think that the roommate could be a man. But you can't really stick your penis in a shoe and get pleasure from that. (But hey who knows, I don't have one).

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RedPillSucks 31

you don't have any shoes?

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ILikeKoalas 24

The key wording in my comment was "one" not "a pair of shoes". And "one" meaning I don't have a dick. ?

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townailz 16

It would still be bad if it wasn't your shoe

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Incognico 22

At the bright site: it keeps the leather smooth

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luk32 9

I am disturbingly interested in the genders of persons involved... and type of shoes. Seems like such a creative stuff that goes completely beyond my imagination.

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openminded8 17

WTFF?! ... i'm cringing at the bacteria, foot fungus, athlete's foot.... ?

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vikky538 28

Just wondering was your rommate wearing a sock at that time or no?

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