Today, I found out that my roommate was responsible for stealing...

By Cold feet - 07/04/2019 12:00 - Canada - Richmond Hill

Today, I found out that my roommate was responsible for stealing my socks. When I confronted him about it, he told me that he did it because he likes looking at my bare feet and jerking off into my socks. We’re both guys. FML

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Same thing different taste

By anon - 22/05/2015 02:22 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML

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Judge Judy much?

By Why are they all like this? - 01/10/2024 00:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I found some thigh high socks in my boyfriend's drawer. Furious, I confronted him. He confessed they were his and put them on to show me they fit. I had to dump him, it was just too weird. FML

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By anonymous - 22/02/2010 18:11 - Canada

Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML

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Kinda sus, dude

By Anonymous - 12/10/2021 11:00

Today, I found ladies knee-high socks that weren't mine. I don't even own a pair of knee-high socks. After bickering back and forth with my boyfriend, he said, "Actually now that you mention it, I thought they were yours and I put them there." FML

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By Angry - 04/08/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

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Smooth criminal

By Anonymous - 26/04/2023 10:00

Today, I found out that my cat has been secretly stealing my socks and hiding them under the couch, when I found a pile of 15 socks after I finally moved my furniture to vacuum the floor underneath. FML

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You deserved it 180

By SinkyBalls - 30/08/2011 03:56 - Canada

Today, I found out my roommate thinks the sink is an appropriate place to wash his junk. FML

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Arnold Layne

By Anonymous - 09/05/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, and for weeks now, I was sure my underwear was going missing. I found out why. My husband's brother has been stealing them whenever he visits, presumably to masturbate with. I literally caught him shoving an unwashed pair into his pocket he'd stolen from my laundry pile. Creep. FML

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You deserved it 76

By wtf - 30/01/2015 09:00 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML

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By WTF? - 01/04/2011 15:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML

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abfab5300 13

Sunday 7 April 2019 18:07

So it would’ve been fine if you were a girl?

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 7 April 2019 18:03

If he buys you thongs and a thong, you should parade around your room in that or get the hell out!

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 7 April 2019 18:03

If he buys you thongs and a thong, you should parade around your room in that or get the hell out!

abfab5300 13

Sunday 7 April 2019 18:07

So it would’ve been fine if you were a girl?

Charlie Given 26

Sunday 7 April 2019 21:08

At least slightly less creepy

Lawliet123 9

Monday 8 April 2019 22:16

Nope, just as creepy.

manlove38 23

Sunday 7 April 2019 18:12

Think of it as a complement! Damn you must have great looking feet to he him off.

TomeDr 24

Sunday 7 April 2019 18:21

That just pushed the weirdness factor up a few too many notches! Time for some new socks AND a new roommate.

Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

Sunday 7 April 2019 19:00

so I take it you beat the shit out of

Charlie Given 26

Sunday 7 April 2019 21:09

Time to take your foot and kick his ass ,no wait he might like it

Jonkbaby 22

Tuesday 9 April 2019 1:40

time for a new roomate

KIEdekka 14

Sunday 21 April 2019 5:40

welp, time to find a new roommate

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Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

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Today, I discovered that my contract start date is exactly 2 days outside of the furlough date. Meaning instead of taking 80% of my salary, I'm only getting 40% (thanks to the company). This would be fine if I hadn't just moved countries to get this job. FML

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Today, I went to see my dermatologist friend for a free consultation on my terrible acne. During my visit, she said I probably won't be getting any more pimples. Excited, I asked her how she could tell. She replied, "There's no more room for it." FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I came across the topic of school while chatting. He asked me what high school I went to and where I moved from. I have lived here my whole life, he was my crush for four years, and was in my classes throughout those years. He doesn't believe me. FML

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