Today, after walking in on my roommate, I found out that pleasuring yourself with a shoe is a thing. It wouldn't have been so bad if the shoe hadn't been mine. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out that my roommate was responsible for stealing my socks. When I confronted him about it, he told me that he did it because he likes looking at my bare feet and jerking off into my socks. We’re both guys. FML
Today, I got home from a holiday to find out that my flatmate had thrown a party. Everything seemed fine at first, then I noticed that someone had taken a dump in my running shoes that were in my bedroom closet. FML
Today, I found out that my roommate has a masturbation problem; the problem is that he does it in my bed. FML
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate having sex in my bed, because apparently hers is "for sleeping only". FML
Today, I had my new boyfriend come over. Within five minutes of him arriving, I accidentally let one rip. Shocked, I quickly tried to explain it away with, "That was my shoe." I was barefoot. FML
Today, I was walking in my apartment when I felt something stab my foot. Thinking it was a piece of glass, I looked down. It was one of my roommate's toenail clippings. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML
Today, I caught my roommate trying to use my flashlight as a dildo. FML
Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML
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Top comments
colby6666 43
Get payback with their sock? FYL
Steve95401 49
Pumping yourself with a pump sounds painful.
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Comments (110)
shanou_fml 15
I'm just wondering if the roommate is a girl or a boy.
BadKitty13 28
Oh eww.
worldclassrager 41
Do door locks no longer exist in this world?
llamaaduckk 19
It's OPs roommate
JETarchitect 32
ROOM mate, so they are sharing a room, not house-mate
HighasaCloud 46
How one can provide such a story without clarifying gender is beyond me. Is your roommate inserting your shoe into her ******, or is your roommate inserting his penis into your shoe? These are the things we need to know!
buckdharma 38
NIKE- If it feels good just do it.
5FDPmetalhead 17
I guess anything's a ***** if you're brave enough...
hurley12 30
What gender is your roommate? It makes a difference
life1234567 7
Hahahah. Need new shoes now
BlueCookieDoe98 5
It actually would've been that bad...
vidala1991 12
How does that even work?