Transportation and Gross: Today, I took my mum on the London Underground. We were standing... - FML

By shugberry - 01/09/2019 12:01 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I took my mum on the London Underground. We were standing on the platform, when she suddenly bought up a load of phlegm in her mouth. Instead of trying to find a bin, she just full on spat out the biggest green pile on the floor next to people. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 743

You deserved it 121

Transportation Gross

Previous FML Next FML

Add a comment - Reply to : #

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

Send a private message

Sunday 1 September 2019 12:20

Better out than in I always say eh Fiona?

RichardPencil 30

Send a private message

Sunday 1 September 2019 15:21

You can bring the redneck out of the country, but you can't bring the country out of the redneck!

Comments

Send a private message

Sunday 1 September 2019 12:20

Better out than in I always say eh Fiona?

Mungolikecandy 19

Sunday 1 September 2019 12:33

Spitting that stuff into a bin is pretty nasty also.

BigSissy 14

Monday 2 September 2019 7:39

What would you expect her to do, swallow it?

RichardPencil 30

Send a private message

Sunday 1 September 2019 15:21

You can bring the redneck out of the country, but you can't bring the country out of the redneck!

Mark W. Noonan_969479943 5

Send a private message

Monday 2 September 2019 2:40

Sounds like Something my Dad would do. Except his was the AIR HANKY 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

Razell 13

Send a private message

Monday 2 September 2019 4:58

Did you tell her that's disgusting and hand her a napkin to clean it up with?

shugberry 6

Tuesday 3 September 2019 10:03

Didn’t have a napkin! But I did tell her 😅

Nearly

Today, I was at the movie theater, and an attractive woman was working the concession stand. She was so beautiful, I accidentally tripped over my tongue and asked for cop porn instead of popcorn. I was so embarrassed that I left immediately. I don't think I'm ever going to a movie theater again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 98

You deserved it 29

Today, it's my favorite grandpa's memorial. I live on a different continent and couldn't afford the flight ticket since he passed away 8 years ago, I couldn't even visit his grave, and never got to say goodbye. I miss him so much. FML

I agree, your life sucks 88

You deserved it 12

Spicy

Spicy

Today, I found out my 15 year-old daughter is sexually active. I found out by finding her in our bedroom with a boy from her class, using one of our condoms. Her dad hasn’t spoken or moved from the kitchen table in over 30 minutes. I think he’s so mad his brain glitched and got stuck. FML

I agree, your life sucks 529

You deserved it 93

Today, after 2.5 years of being single, I locked eyes with a cute girl. We were the same height at 6'1 so we joked that if we had a baby, it'd be huge. After some flirting, roughhousing, and making out, she gave me her number, and told me to bring condoms to her place. Then I woke up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 615

You deserved it 137