Today, after waiting a couple weeks, I finally slept with this guy I really like. It went like this: 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, done. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been seeing. It took him longer to put the condom on than it did to finish. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML
Today, I had sex with this guy I had been crushing on for five years. It took longer to put my clothes back on than he lasted. FML
Today, I drove over 3 hours to hook up with a guy I've been talking to for a couple of months. When we start having sex, he lasted less than a minute, and then couldn't get it up again afterwards. I slept uncomfortably the entire night on his twin bed while he snored. FML
Today, things heated up with the new guy I've been seeing for a couple of weeks, he kept saying things like "I want you so bad" and "it's going to take hours" to the point that I was so hot, I decided to go for it. Apparently he has "a problem sometimes" getting it up. FML
Today, at last, my husband instigated sex for the first time since the honeymoon a few months ago when he started fondling me in bed. Then I realised he was asleep. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML
Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been flirting with for months. Immediately after, he gave me the "let's just be friends" speech then left for work, accidentally locking me in his apartment. I had to call his ex-girlfriend to come let me out. She smirked. FML
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hogermite 0
that was the sex you were talking about or how long it really was before you put out?
littlegolferboy 4
Wow, a whole couple weeks? You must have the patience of a saint.
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Comments (96)
shamaling 0
thats pritty much my boyfriend....and we have been trying to get him better or over a year amd a half.... no luck so far
music_baby224 0
can you imagine counting to 100,000 mississippi's? think about it.
w_axlerod 0
Look on the bright side... He must've REALLY liked you! :P
TEEVENSSNEVEET 0
ok... audviousley there are alot of young/immature people on this site... in the 'real world' people have sex VERY early in the relationship or even before it, and if it wasnt good they move on if it was... they do it again! :P
idontloveyou_86 0
now that we have artificial insemination nobody should ever have to have sex ever.
valmont_fml 0
It's not really a "have to" thing. When you need to say "have to," that means rape. Consent in sex means that it was a "want to" thing. And seriously, what? Sex means different things to different people. Why sex is such an immoral thing to people is something I've never gotten a straight answer on. Please, enlighten me.
meghan486 0
****. Sex is for making a child or showing how much you love someone. Thats why you should wait until your married, or engaged or atleast been together for over a year. If you have sex after a week your just a ***** in my book.
Amos_fml 0
Please don't push your believes on someone. I had sex with my girlfriend after dating her for a month, and we both don't regret it because we both were ready for it at that time. There's nothing wrong with having sex with someone as long as you're sure you want to. There is absolutely no need to get married or engaged first before having sex. That's just preposterous.
milise_fml 0
sorry 44 but /i agree with 47. I'm going to wait til after marriage but that doesn't everyone has to and it CERTAINLY doesn't make them a *****. 47: You're totally right. everyone has a different time when they want to sleep with whoever it is they want.. 44: keep your pushing, hurtful comments to yourself I think.
eATT 0
Damn ITT: Some bible thumperrrzzzz
Brandosyn 0
Wow OP, he lasted two whole "Mississippi's" longer than I did my first time out. God how I wish I was kidding...
crypt6uardian 0
No big deal.. have gone to both extremes in the performance graph.. you shouldn't hold it against him till you at least give him a chance to redeem himself... he could surprise you. Just because he lasted 3 seconds the first time does NOT mean he will every time.
LRSandTJB412 8
Exactly, the first time is always short.