Today, after waiting a couple weeks, I finally slept with this guy I really like. It went like this: 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, done. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been seeing. It took him longer to put the condom on than it did to finish. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML
Today, I had sex with this guy I had been crushing on for five years. It took longer to put my clothes back on than he lasted. FML
Today, I drove over 3 hours to hook up with a guy I've been talking to for a couple of months. When we start having sex, he lasted less than a minute, and then couldn't get it up again afterwards. I slept uncomfortably the entire night on his twin bed while he snored. FML
Today, things heated up with the new guy I've been seeing for a couple of weeks, he kept saying things like "I want you so bad" and "it's going to take hours" to the point that I was so hot, I decided to go for it. Apparently he has "a problem sometimes" getting it up. FML
Today, at last, my husband instigated sex for the first time since the honeymoon a few months ago when he started fondling me in bed. Then I realised he was asleep. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML
Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been flirting with for months. Immediately after, he gave me the "let's just be friends" speech then left for work, accidentally locking me in his apartment. I had to call his ex-girlfriend to come let me out. She smirked. FML
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hogermite 0
that was the sex you were talking about or how long it really was before you put out?
littlegolferboy 4
Wow, a whole couple weeks? You must have the patience of a saint.
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Comments (96)
crizpy7 0
The 3 Mississippi pump chump strikes again...
burnquist764 0
Not even a minute man, FYL. My now fiancè and I waited only 2 weeks before having sex. I get the feeling that many people on this site are still virgins. In the real world, people have sex before marriage or before even dating. If it wasn't pleasent, they move on.
idontloveyou_86 0
they should not EVER do that. that is HORRIBLY immoral. now that we have artificial insemination nobody should ever have to have sex ever!
Carnivwhorus 0
wtf is wrong with you? did you get abused or something as a child. Sex is sex is sex is sex. it's not the devil Sex=/=devil Jesus this type of repression just scares the piss out of me. Learn to embrace your humanity for god's sake
Karhu 0
true 45, so true
valmont_fml 0
Seriously... why is sex so immoral? It's natural, and it's a beautiful thing. I've never understood this stance, and I've never even *heard* it to this extent.
drthunderbolt 4
I'm not saying this like it's terrible but isn't having sex before a relationship or with strangers frowned upon? I mean really at least have the decency of KNOWING the person before you get it on!
QueenMo 0
Dick
angeluv_2014 22
I think 43 was being sarcastic...
perdix 31
He can say he's been holding it for "a couple weeks." Once you started going out, he's been waiting for you. You just happen to smother the grenade three seconds before it was ready to blow. That's the best I can do to help this guy. For the OP, I suggest that she try out an older man. We've slowed down in some very good ways! ;)
Thhe 0
I say f his life. Thad a surprisingly common problem for a lot of guys
kylek61294 1
*That's a surprisingly common problem for a lot of guys.
jillz 0
a couple of weeks is way too fast - YDI
iheartjustinsane 0
Agreed.
0 3
This FML sucks.
nyuu1234 0
suck shit
kukopia 0
Weeks of foreplay, what did you expect?!?!? Sounds like you 2 deserve each other. P.S. He'll last a LOT longer if you do him orally first.
playfuldesk 0
Capitolize Mississippi and maybe I will give you sympathy. But ydi for not capitolizing MS
Pxf446 0
maby ur just really good?
kylek61294 1
*Maybe you're just really good?