Intimacy: Today, after waiting a couple weeks, I finally slept with this...

By kl - 26/10/2009 06:15 - Canada

Today, after waiting a couple weeks, I finally slept with this guy I really like. It went like this: 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, done. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2011 03:12 - United States

Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML

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By stillkindahorny - 13/09/2011 05:51 - United States

Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been seeing. It took him longer to put the condom on than it did to finish. FML

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By disapointed girl - 28/12/2009 16:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML

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Time waster

By le_evan - 29/10/2012 20:49 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I had sex with this guy I had been crushing on for five years. It took longer to put my clothes back on than he lasted. FML

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By Grace - 17/10/2018 03:00

Today, I drove over 3 hours to hook up with a guy I've been talking to for a couple of months. When we start having sex, he lasted less than a minute, and then couldn't get it up again afterwards. I slept uncomfortably the entire night on his twin bed while he snored. FML

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It happens to the best of us

By unsatisfied - 01/02/2010 00:20 - United States

Today, things heated up with the new guy I've been seeing for a couple of weeks, he kept saying things like "I want you so bad" and "it's going to take hours" to the point that I was so hot, I decided to go for it. Apparently he has "a problem sometimes" getting it up. FML

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Just once

By Anonymous - 19/02/2020 20:00

Today, at last, my husband instigated sex for the first time since the honeymoon a few months ago when he started fondling me in bed. Then I realised he was asleep. FML

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By Confused - 22/08/2012 16:33 - Spain - Madrid

Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML

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By jsw029 - 26/02/2009 04:51 - United States

Today, I met a guy at a bar and we went back to my room. We start having sex and about 30 seconds in he stops and says it's not right - he likes me too much for a one night stand. He gives me his number, a kiss on the cheek and leaves. Turns out he already came. I call his phone - wrong number. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2012 07:07 - United States

Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML

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hogermite 0

Monday 26 October 2009 16:14

that was the sex you were talking about or how long it really was before you put out?

littlegolferboy 4

Monday 26 October 2009 17:40

Wow, a whole couple weeks? You must have the patience of a saint.

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crizpy7 0

Monday 26 October 2009 17:52

The 3 Mississippi pump chump strikes again...

burnquist764 0

Monday 26 October 2009 18:02

Not even a minute man, FYL. My now fiancè and I waited only 2 weeks before having sex. I get the feeling that many people on this site are still virgins. In the real world, people have sex before marriage or before even dating. If it wasn't pleasent, they move on.

idontloveyou_86 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 4:55

they should not EVER do that. that is HORRIBLY immoral. now that we have artificial insemination nobody should ever have to have sex ever!

Carnivwhorus 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 20:56

wtf is wrong with you? did you get abused or something as a child. Sex is sex is sex is sex. it's not the devil Sex=/=devil Jesus this type of repression just scares the piss out of me. Learn to embrace your humanity for god's sake

Karhu 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 20:51

true 45, so true

valmont_fml 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 0:02

Seriously... why is sex so immoral? It's natural, and it's a beautiful thing. I've never understood this stance, and I've never even *heard* it to this extent.

drthunderbolt 4

Monday 18 July 2011 8:07

I'm not saying this like it's terrible but isn't having sex before a relationship or with strangers frowned upon? I mean really at least have the decency of KNOWING the person before you get it on!

QueenMo 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 17:35

Dick

angeluv_2014 22

Friday 2 August 2013 7:46

I think 43 was being sarcastic...

perdix 29

Monday 26 October 2009 18:29

He can say he's been holding it for "a couple weeks." Once you started going out, he's been waiting for you. You just happen to smother the grenade three seconds before it was ready to blow. That's the best I can do to help this guy. For the OP, I suggest that she try out an older man. We've slowed down in some very good ways! ;)