By Anonymous - 04/03/2012 07:07 - United States

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Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML
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Morgannnnuhhh 1

Girlfriend: "babe, I love you and I'm ready to lose my virginity to you." Boyfriend: "aright let me take a nap first?" Op, that would reallllly boost my confidence. Maybe that is a sign he isn't the one to lose it to. Take the hint.

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JenDanielle917 13
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Wake him up and start again. (:

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JenDanielle917 13
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Wake him up and start again. (:

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leprechaun23 15

He wants to have enough energy to do it

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draegbomb 5
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I don't think he's interested in girls

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laynethetrain 0

OP....slut

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THE_A_TEEN 27
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Hey #82, shut your fucking assuming mouth. Cunt...

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ShortNotice113 5
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Doesn't matter had se- Oh wait...

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Morgannnnuhhh 1

Girlfriend: "babe, I love you and I'm ready to lose my virginity to you." Boyfriend: "aright let me take a nap first?" Op, that would reallllly boost my confidence. Maybe that is a sign he isn't the one to lose it to. Take the hint.

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Morgannnnuhhh 1

Alright*

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Redoxx_fml 22

How flaccid

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MrsCunny 1

I so agree!!

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

You got him so worked up that he ended up exhausted. You should be proud! Lololol

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jtthegr8 26
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The perfect anti-sex thing for women, or she's just that amazing

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Dante17 6

so much i would had given that my ex (2 and half years when we were together) told me that. i would give all. but it never happened... he is a douche for falling asleep at such opportunity

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Dante17 6

I'm guy dude, in case you misjudge

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boopityboppity 11
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Your gender is impertinent to the many shortcomings of your comment, 40.

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jtthegr8 26
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Nobody cares about your ex, this is the OPs' FML not yours...

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j_729 18
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In other words, no one gives a shit :)

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joeyl2008 29

Maybe he wasn't ready but didn't know how to say that so he faked sleep

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ocie14 9
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Aw. Maybe it's a blessing in disguise?

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I_Hug_Cats 26

Looks like things weren't heated enough. :O

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faithxoxox 1
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Or they were so heated, he's suffering from heat exhaustion.

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Nekogami 14
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Gah. I love both of your pictures!!! Must .. Google .. Both .. For phone backgrounds!!

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EmilySiler 0

Yeah, maybe he's not the one to lose it to....

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Morgannnnuhhh 1

Yeah, couldn't have said it better myself... Oh wait... I did!

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alliewillie 22

^ this made me laugh.

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laynethetrain 0

dang morgan, that was mean you're cool since you said it first

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THE_A_TEEN 27
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...and you're not, layne.

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laynethetrain 0

thanks bro. Love you

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d_unsub 12
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I wonder how some people make out cos how can one fall asleep while/when things are "getting heated"??

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Awsumuzzie 12
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What are you taking about? It's super easy that I have become an expert at it. For those wondering, I am proud.

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Mama_Umbridge 8
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Not all guys are crazy for sex...

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SecretMe00 5

I agree. I'm married to one.

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BostonBruinsFan 8
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I'm crazy… for sex

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drlove78843 6

I think it depends on how old you are. Generally, older people are less horny.

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laynethetrain 0

#11 finally someone who agrees with me

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HeartOfLead 24
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Crazy like the wolf... But not me...

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SecretMe00 5

It's not all about the age either. My husband is 23... He's still young so that's not the answer.

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