FML : Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started...

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Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Sunday 4 March 2012 07:07 / United States

Intimacy

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By Morgannnnuhhh | 1

#4120659 - Sunday 4 March 2012 04:42

Girlfriend: "babe, I love you and I'm ready to lose my virginity to you." Boyfriend: "aright let me take a nap first?" Op, that would reallllly boost my confidence. Maybe that is a sign he isn't the one to lose it to. Take the hint.

By JenDanielle917 | 13

#4120650 - Sunday 4 March 2012 04:40

Wake him up and start again. (:

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By JenDanielle917 | 13

#4120650 - Sunday 4 March 2012 04:40

Wake him up and start again. (:

disturbed678 | 10

#4120787 - Sunday 4 March 2012 05:23

Morning wood

leprechaun23 | 15

#4120810 - Sunday 4 March 2012 05:30

He wants to have enough energy to do it

draegbomb | 5

#4121398 - Sunday 4 March 2012 10:29

I don't think he's interested in girls

laynethetrain | 0

#4121450 - Sunday 4 March 2012 10:49

OP....slut

THE_A_TEEN | 27

#4121461 - Sunday 4 March 2012 10:53

Hey #82, shut your fucking assuming mouth. Cunt...

ShortNotice113 | 5

#4123028 - Monday 5 March 2012 07:14

Doesn't matter had se- Oh wait...

By Morgannnnuhhh | 1

#4120659 - Sunday 4 March 2012 04:42

Morgannnnuhhh | 1

#4120673 - Sunday 4 March 2012 04:45

Alright*

Redoxx_fml | 22

#4120753 - Sunday 4 March 2012 05:12

How flaccid

BostonBruinsFan | 8

#4120830 - Sunday 4 March 2012 05:36

Perfect, 23

MrsCunny | 1

#4120933 - Sunday 4 March 2012 06:21

I so agree!!

By thrAsHeRr9081 | 16

#4120661 - Sunday 4 March 2012 04:42

You got him so worked up that he ended up exhausted. You should be proud! Lololol

jtthegr8 | 26

#4121106 - Sunday 4 March 2012 07:23

The perfect anti-sex thing for women, or she's just that amazing

By Dante17 | 6

#4120663 - Sunday 4 March 2012 04:43

so much i would had given that my ex (2 and half years when we were together) told me that. i would give all. but it never happened... he is a douche for falling asleep at such opportunity

Bourne_ | 5

#4120843 - Sunday 4 March 2012 05:40

Good to know.

Dante17 | 6

#4120848 - Sunday 4 March 2012 05:41

I'm guy dude, in case you misjudge

urdirtyolduncle | 15

#4120903 - Sunday 4 March 2012 06:03

Cool story, bro.

boopityboppity | 10

#4121027 - Sunday 4 March 2012 06:51

Your gender is impertinent to the many shortcomings of your comment, 40.

jtthegr8 | 26

#4121083 - Sunday 4 March 2012 07:15

Nobody cares about your ex, this is the OPs' FML not yours...

j_729 | 18

#5683917 - Sunday 22 September 2013 02:47

In other words, no one gives a shit :)

joeyl2008 | 29

#6432241 - Sunday 11 October 2015 07:32

Maybe he wasn't ready but didn't know how to say that so he faked sleep

By ocie14 | 9

#4120669 - Sunday 4 March 2012 04:44

Aw. Maybe it's a blessing in disguise?

By truehitman2010 | 0

#4120670 - Sunday 4 March 2012 04:45

kinky

llamafish | 25

#4121587 - Sunday 4 March 2012 11:46

In what way?

By I_Hug_Cats | 24

#4120675 - Sunday 4 March 2012 04:47

Looks like things weren't heated enough. :O

faithxoxox | 1

#4121019 - Sunday 4 March 2012 06:47

Or they were so heated, he's suffering from heat exhaustion.

Nekogami | 14

#4121546 - Sunday 4 March 2012 11:24

Gah. I love both of your pictures!!! Must .. Google .. Both .. For phone backgrounds!!

By EmilySiler | 0

#4120677 - Sunday 4 March 2012 04:48

Yeah, maybe he's not the one to lose it to....

Morgannnnuhhh | 1

#4121258 - Sunday 4 March 2012 08:37

Yeah, couldn't have said it better myself... Oh wait... I did!

alliewillie | 22

#4121303 - Sunday 4 March 2012 09:03

^ this made me laugh.

laynethetrain | 0

#4121456 - Sunday 4 March 2012 10:51

dang morgan, that was mean you're cool since you said it first

THE_A_TEEN | 27

#4121482 - Sunday 4 March 2012 11:01

...and you're not, layne.

laynethetrain | 0

#4121494 - Sunday 4 March 2012 11:05

thanks bro. Love you

By d_unsub | 12

#4120679 - Sunday 4 March 2012 04:48

I wonder how some people make out cos how can one fall asleep while/when things are "getting heated"??

Awsumuzzie | 12

#4120982 - Sunday 4 March 2012 06:35

What are you taking about? It's super easy that I have become an expert at it. For those wondering, I am proud.

By Mama_Umbridge | 8

#4120681 - Sunday 4 March 2012 04:48

Not all guys are crazy for sex...

SecretMe00 | 5

#4120749 - Sunday 4 March 2012 05:10

I agree. I'm married to one.

BostonBruinsFan | 8

#4120837 - Sunday 4 March 2012 05:38

I'm crazy… for sex

LouisianaBob | 9

#4121198 - Sunday 4 March 2012 08:10

crazy like a fox

drlove78843 | 6

#4121340 - Sunday 4 March 2012 09:33

I think it depends on how old you are. Generally, older people are less horny.

laynethetrain | 0

#4121504 - Sunday 4 March 2012 11:07

#11 finally someone who agrees with me

HeartOfLead | 24

#4122580 - Monday 5 March 2012 04:38

Crazy like the wolf... But not me...

SecretMe00 | 5

#4122603 - Monday 5 March 2012 04:45

It's not all about the age either. My husband is 23... He's still young so that's not the answer.

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