Today, after waiting a couple weeks, I finally slept with this guy I really like. It went like this: 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, done. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been seeing. It took him longer to put the condom on than it did to finish. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML
Today, I had sex with this guy I had been crushing on for five years. It took longer to put my clothes back on than he lasted. FML
Today, I drove over 3 hours to hook up with a guy I've been talking to for a couple of months. When we start having sex, he lasted less than a minute, and then couldn't get it up again afterwards. I slept uncomfortably the entire night on his twin bed while he snored. FML
Today, things heated up with the new guy I've been seeing for a couple of weeks, he kept saying things like "I want you so bad" and "it's going to take hours" to the point that I was so hot, I decided to go for it. Apparently he has "a problem sometimes" getting it up. FML
Today, at last, my husband instigated sex for the first time since the honeymoon a few months ago when he started fondling me in bed. Then I realised he was asleep. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML
Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been flirting with for months. Immediately after, he gave me the "let's just be friends" speech then left for work, accidentally locking me in his apartment. I had to call his ex-girlfriend to come let me out. She smirked. FML
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Top comments
hogermite 0
that was the sex you were talking about or how long it really was before you put out?
littlegolferboy 4
Wow, a whole couple weeks? You must have the patience of a saint.
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Comments (96)
valekseye 0
After waiting a couple weeks, you're lucky he lasted THAT long. At least you know he's into you. Or rather, at least you know he was in you.
okiidokii_fml 6
Maybe you counted really slowwwwwwwwww
pianori11 0
It's Friends's frase! Isn't it?
tmac9923_fml 0
Doesn't matter had sex?
klovemachine 24
Sort of :)
matildatilda 0
Dude was he counting? U must a never got laid b4!!!!
jewlz2007 5
Don't feel bad...my ex did the same exact thing
Strawberry_1622 7
It never lasts long the first time. Give him a second chance.
LONERANGER44 11
The guy sounds like Al Bundy.
boobies93 8
Damn I know that feeling n it sucks !!! Happens to me a lot !!
LRSandTJB412 8
The first time with someone new is always short.