Today, after waiting a couple weeks, I finally slept with this guy I really like. It went like this: 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, done. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been seeing. It took him longer to put the condom on than it did to finish. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML
Today, I had sex with this guy I had been crushing on for five years. It took longer to put my clothes back on than he lasted. FML
Today, I drove over 3 hours to hook up with a guy I've been talking to for a couple of months. When we start having sex, he lasted less than a minute, and then couldn't get it up again afterwards. I slept uncomfortably the entire night on his twin bed while he snored. FML
Today, things heated up with the new guy I've been seeing for a couple of weeks, he kept saying things like "I want you so bad" and "it's going to take hours" to the point that I was so hot, I decided to go for it. Apparently he has "a problem sometimes" getting it up. FML
Today, at last, my husband instigated sex for the first time since the honeymoon a few months ago when he started fondling me in bed. Then I realised he was asleep. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML
Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been flirting with for months. Immediately after, he gave me the "let's just be friends" speech then left for work, accidentally locking me in his apartment. I had to call his ex-girlfriend to come let me out. She smirked. FML
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hogermite 0
that was the sex you were talking about or how long it really was before you put out?
littlegolferboy 4
Wow, a whole couple weeks? You must have the patience of a saint.
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Comments (96)
epicwinmaster 0
was that how long he let you do it, or was it that long until he came?
omghehehe 0
SIGHHHHH....that sucks!! That was faster than my, former partner, 2 min man :D!!! Maybe he was super excited and haven't blown of some steam in a loooong while. It happens. Maybe he will be better the second time (crossing my fingers for U)?? But u need to get some too! Sharing is caring baby! ;)
XXtayl0r_m0XX 0
Who Finished First, You Or Him?? hahah
Houdeka 0
wtf I can't even put a condom on in 3 seconds. your a ******* liar and are going to hell.
kristidgranger 3
well first I don't see how you can "really like" someone after just a few weeks and then to hop in bed with him that fast well don't expect much either
Ninjaface 0
I don't blame him. Mississippi is HOT. I'm not sure I could handle the one, nonetheless THREE of them!
cmac86 24
that's why you wait for marriage, *****.
pennypendolyn 0
Asswipe she isn't a ***** because she didn't wait for marriage. And 'saving yourself for marriage' is freaking reatarted.
drthunderbolt 4
a couple weeks is pushing it....
jchansfan 0
Oh poor you... who cares? lol You sound really prissy making an FML out of him not lasting long enough. HE TRIED HIS BEST! D:
GodsOfWrath 0
YEAH, BOO HOO. He's known you for two weeks and he's probably attracted to you. Unless you guys were making ****, I'd say that's pretty normal for the first time.. and you should be flattered. Now you can go twist one off in the bathroom and hopefully he gets in 4 mississippi's next time!
schp98ls1b4c 0
give me a call we would be at 100000 mississippis and counting :)
GodsOfWrath 0
How about you work on your grammer before you go offering random girls all those mississippi's!!
rockintothebeat 0
it's grammar, not grammer, mister know-it-all.