Today, after waiting a couple weeks, I finally slept with this guy I really like. It went like this: 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, done. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been seeing. It took him longer to put the condom on than it did to finish. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML
Today, I had sex with this guy I had been crushing on for five years. It took longer to put my clothes back on than he lasted. FML
Today, I drove over 3 hours to hook up with a guy I've been talking to for a couple of months. When we start having sex, he lasted less than a minute, and then couldn't get it up again afterwards. I slept uncomfortably the entire night on his twin bed while he snored. FML
Today, things heated up with the new guy I've been seeing for a couple of weeks, he kept saying things like "I want you so bad" and "it's going to take hours" to the point that I was so hot, I decided to go for it. Apparently he has "a problem sometimes" getting it up. FML
Today, at last, my husband instigated sex for the first time since the honeymoon a few months ago when he started fondling me in bed. Then I realised he was asleep. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML
Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been flirting with for months. Immediately after, he gave me the "let's just be friends" speech then left for work, accidentally locking me in his apartment. I had to call his ex-girlfriend to come let me out. She smirked. FML
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hogermite 0
that was the sex you were talking about or how long it really was before you put out?
littlegolferboy 4
Wow, a whole couple weeks? You must have the patience of a saint.
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Comments (96)
galacticus 0
you mean One Manitoba, Two Manitoba... (lol i registered an account just to make this comment)
hassenpfeffermmm 0
That's how it's supposed to be. A deep connection so short he left u craving more.
McrFreak2011 0
SEX FAIL!!! He must be a lion
amisenho 11
Yeah, I know how that feels; I was on a guy and dipped down only three times (which only lasted 3 seconds, no exaggeration) and he was there. Rather lousy, but at least it made me feel sexy for making him get there that fast. :P
pennypendolyn 0
why??
randomgurl__ 3
i know it sucks dick when that happens !
weissesengel 0
ydi for ******* some guy n waiting 'a couple weeks'
yumher1 4
LMFAO! that sucks op. :(
Hillebilly9669 1
F his life for having sex with you
drthunderbolt 4
Because people have respect for themselves and their own bodies, Sex is usually a special thing between people who love each other, doing it for the pleasure only and not caring is sort of sick.