By cfaul001 - 29/02/2012 17:41 - United States

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Today, I got extremely wasted and decided to take a shower with my boyfriend. What seemed like a good and sexy idea turned into us falling and getting wedged in the bathtub. FML
I agree, your life sucks 12 181
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See your problem was when you thought a wasted version of you could be coordinated and balanced on a wet slippery surface.

Excessive Liquor + wet surface = Dumbass

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How small is your shower?!

How big are you and your boyfriend?!

Or how fat is OP and her bf?

How much soap was used?

How much soap was dropped?

I don't see why this is an FML. This seems more like one of those moments that everyone has with their boyfriend or girlfriend. The kind that where it is so ridiculous that you both have the hilarious memory that you can't forget. Personally, I love those memories. :)

I see what you did there 38

Doesn't matter how big the shower is, the question you should be asking is " how small is your tub"

41, I see you ruined the combo... :-/

One does not simply ruin a combo without saying C-C-C-COMBO BREAKERR!

Break ALL the combos!!!

I know! Did you use powdered soap?

The better question is how did they get out? O.o

They got out all right. The question though is, did they get out safely.

See your problem was when you thought a wasted version of you could be coordinated and balanced on a wet slippery surface.

Add a rigorous high movement activity you're screwed

This is why we can't do fun things, goddamn tiny showers!

At least you two have something to look back on and laugh

At least they didn't drop the soap...or did they

Excessive Liquor + wet surface = Dumbass

Excessive Liqour = Dumbass

Correction not dumbass,on ass

^haha

Aww, it's like a human yin-yang!

Or a human centipede

dumb people...

What's the difference?

I feel bad for your boyfriend. YDI.

Getting stuck with your naked wet girlfriend in a bathtub is pure torture. It must have been hell for him.

Sometimes things don't turn out how you expect, but getting stuck in the tub with your boyfriend sounds cute anyways!

alcohol? more like alco-fall

Badum tsss...

Gonad gobbler..the fuck?

Ah, romance at its finest

For some reason, reminds me of the scene from 500 Days of Summer

He could have "wedged" his dingdong into your hooha right then and there!

I could see "hooha" being a new Little Debbie treat now

Lol and every time you eat it you'd think of a vagina.

Are you the one who twitched whenever penis and vagina were said? If not maybe you could see if that person twitches with your alternate words.