By cfaul001 - 29/02/2012 17:41 - United States

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Today, I got extremely wasted and decided to take a shower with my boyfriend. What seemed like a good and sexy idea turned into us falling and getting wedged in the bathtub. FML
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gh0sthunter 6
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See your problem was when you thought a wasted version of you could be coordinated and balanced on a wet slippery surface.

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BlesstheSilence 11
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Excessive Liquor + wet surface = Dumbass

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xStaciexLynnx 15

How small is your shower?!

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Idonebeenhad 17

How big are you and your boyfriend?!

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scottieclark 4
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Or how fat is OP and her bf?

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Damn_Hippster 11

How much soap was used?

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angrymexican 8
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How much soap was dropped?

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KingOfAmazing 9

I don't see why this is an FML. This seems more like one of those moments that everyone has with their boyfriend or girlfriend. The kind that where it is so ridiculous that you both have the hilarious memory that you can't forget. Personally, I love those memories. :)

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zack11742 7
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I see what you did there 38

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Llamacod 11

Doesn't matter how big the shower is, the question you should be asking is " how small is your tub"

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MizzErikaHart 8

41, I see you ruined the combo... :-/

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Idonebeenhad 17

One does not simply ruin a combo without saying C-C-C-COMBO BREAKERR!

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theaws0m3guy 4
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Break ALL the combos!!!

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benmec 18
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I know! Did you use powdered soap?

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blackheart24 10

The better question is how did they get out? O.o

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wytang 3
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They got out all right. The question though is, did they get out safely.

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gh0sthunter 6
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See your problem was when you thought a wasted version of you could be coordinated and balanced on a wet slippery surface.

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IscoreOnU 19
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Add a rigorous high movement activity you're screwed

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LightningCactus 12
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This is why we can't do fun things, goddamn tiny showers!

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hemz_fml 13
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At least you two have something to look back on and laugh

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guagmire 0
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At least they didn't drop the soap...or did they

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BlesstheSilence 11
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Excessive Liquor + wet surface = Dumbass

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silentbutfunny 0
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Excessive Liqour = Dumbass

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googlefrewdnoob 0

Correction not dumbass,on ass

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Vball6 19

^haha

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DrMime 10
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Aww, it's like a human yin-yang!

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Redoxx_fml 22

Or a human centipede

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muzy 23
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dumb people...

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MissHayleyJames 7

What's the difference?

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taytaylal 11

I feel bad for your boyfriend. YDI.

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punchline_fml 5
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Getting stuck with your naked wet girlfriend in a bathtub is pure torture. It must have been hell for him.

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FYLminerocks 7
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Sometimes things don't turn out how you expect, but getting stuck in the tub with your boyfriend sounds cute anyways!

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gonad_gobbler 1
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alcohol? more like alco-fall

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GrooveSponge 0
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Badum tsss...

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kimmi41509 10
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Gonad gobbler..the fuck?

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WCARlover 34
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Ah, romance at its finest

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yahoowizard 16
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For some reason, reminds me of the scene from 500 Days of Summer

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kimmi41509 10
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He could have "wedged" his dingdong into your hooha right then and there!

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WCARlover 34
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I could see "hooha" being a new Little Debbie treat now

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kimmi41509 10
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Lol and every time you eat it you'd think of a vagina.

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micahsmommy 13
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Are you the one who twitched whenever penis and vagina were said? If not maybe you could see if that person twitches with your alternate words.

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