FML : Today, I got extremely wasted and decided to take a shower with my boyfriend. What seemed like a good and sexy idea turned into us falling and getting...

Today, I got extremely wasted and decided to take a shower with my boyfriend. What seemed like a good and sexy idea turned into us falling and getting wedged in the bathtub. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By cfaul001 / Wednesday 29 February 2012 17:41 / United States

Intimacy

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By gh0sthunter | 6

#4106821 - Wednesday 29 February 2012 22:24

See your problem was when you thought a wasted version of you could be coordinated and balanced on a wet slippery surface.

By BlesstheSilence | 11

#4106830 - Wednesday 29 February 2012 22:26

Excessive Liquor + wet surface = Dumbass

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By xStaciexLynnx | 15

#4106815 - Wednesday 29 February 2012 22:22

How small is your shower?!

Idonebeenhad | 17

#4106872 - Wednesday 29 February 2012 22:30

How big are you and your boyfriend?!

scottieclark | 4

#4106883 - Wednesday 29 February 2012 22:31

Or how fat is OP and her bf?

Damn_Hippster | 11

#4106959 - Wednesday 29 February 2012 22:40

How much soap was used?

angrymexican | 8

#4107751 - Wednesday 29 February 2012 23:39

How much soap was dropped?

KingOfAmazing | 9

#4107898 - Thursday 1 March 2012 0:11

I don't see why this is an FML. This seems more like one of those moments that everyone has with their boyfriend or girlfriend. The kind that where it is so ridiculous that you both have the hilarious memory that you can't forget. Personally, I love those memories. :)

zack11742 | 7

#4107959 - Thursday 1 March 2012 0:17

I see what you did there 38

Llamacod | 11

#4108114 - Thursday 1 March 2012 0:43

Doesn't matter how big the shower is, the question you should be asking is " how small is your tub"

MizzErikaHart | 8

#4108524 - Thursday 1 March 2012 1:54

41, I see you ruined the combo... :-/

Idonebeenhad | 17

#4109264 - Thursday 1 March 2012 5:59

One does not simply ruin a combo without saying C-C-C-COMBO BREAKERR!

theaws0m3guy | 4

#4109298 - Thursday 1 March 2012 6:07

Break ALL the combos!!!

benmec | 18

#4109335 - Thursday 1 March 2012 6:16

I know! Did you use powdered soap?

blackheart24 | 10

#4109545 - Thursday 1 March 2012 7:48

The better question is how did they get out? O.o

wytang | 3

#4110459 - Thursday 1 March 2012 15:58

They got out all right. The question though is, did they get out safely.

Futacy | 29

#4421375 - Friday 11 May 2012 22:13

lolz

By gh0sthunter | 6

#4106821 - Wednesday 29 February 2012 22:24

See your problem was when you thought a wasted version of you could be coordinated and balanced on a wet slippery surface.

IscoreOnU | 19

#4107703 - Wednesday 29 February 2012 23:30

Add a rigorous high movement activity you're screwed

LightningCactus | 12

#4109007 - Thursday 1 March 2012 4:21

This is why we can't do fun things, goddamn tiny showers!

hemz_fml | 13

#4110224 - Thursday 1 March 2012 13:38

At least you two have something to look back on and laugh

guagmire | 0

#4175832 - Friday 16 March 2012 21:21

At least they didn't drop the soap...or did they

By BlesstheSilence | 11

#4106830 - Wednesday 29 February 2012 22:26

Excessive Liquor + wet surface = Dumbass

silentbutfunny | 0

#4107061 - Wednesday 29 February 2012 23:00

Excessive Liqour = Dumbass

googlefrewdnoob | 0

#4107065 - Wednesday 29 February 2012 23:02

Correction not dumbass,on ass

Vball6 | 19

#4107097 - Wednesday 29 February 2012 23:10

^haha

By DrMime | 10

#4106839 - Wednesday 29 February 2012 22:27

Aww, it's like a human yin-yang!

Redoxx_fml | 22

#4107122 - Wednesday 29 February 2012 23:15

Or a human centipede

By muzy | 23

#4106859 - Wednesday 29 February 2012 22:30

dumb people...

McDonaldsworker | 4

#4109859 - Thursday 1 March 2012 10:12

Drunk people...

MissHayleyJames | 7

#4110401 - Thursday 1 March 2012 15:34

What's the difference?

By taytaylal | 11

#4106869 - Wednesday 29 February 2012 22:30

I feel bad for your boyfriend. YDI.

punchline_fml | 5

#4107045 - Wednesday 29 February 2012 22:56

Getting stuck with your naked wet girlfriend in a bathtub is pure torture. It must have been hell for him.

By FYLminerocks | 7

#4106874 - Wednesday 29 February 2012 22:30

Sometimes things don't turn out how you expect, but getting stuck in the tub with your boyfriend sounds cute anyways!

By gonad_gobbler | 1

#4106890 - Wednesday 29 February 2012 22:31

alcohol? more like alco-fall

GrooveSponge | 0

#4106951 - Wednesday 29 February 2012 22:38

Badum tsss...

kimmi41509 | 10

#4109233 - Thursday 1 March 2012 5:50

Gonad gobbler..the fuck?

By WCARlover | 34

#4106892 - Wednesday 29 February 2012 22:31

Ah, romance at its finest

yahoowizard | 16

#4109891 - Thursday 1 March 2012 10:24

For some reason, reminds me of the scene from 500 Days of Summer

By kimmi41509 | 10

#4106911 - Wednesday 29 February 2012 22:33

He could have "wedged" his dingdong into your hooha right then and there!

WCARlover | 34

#4106929 - Wednesday 29 February 2012 22:34

I could see "hooha" being a new Little Debbie treat now

kimmi41509 | 10

#4106961 - Wednesday 29 February 2012 22:40

Lol and every time you eat it you'd think of a vagina.

micahsmommy | 13

#4106980 - Wednesday 29 February 2012 22:46

Are you the one who twitched whenever penis and vagina were said? If not maybe you could see if that person twitches with your alternate words.

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