Today, after three unsuccessful months of trying to make me orgasm, my boyfriend finally succeeded. It came from his car bumping up and down while we drove down a pot-holed road. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, being on my boyfriend's street bike for ten minutes gave me an orgasm. My boyfriend of three years, who constantly tries so hard to get me to, has never given me an orgasm. FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend on the back bumper of my car. After he finished he told me he felt like he was riding a seahorse. FML
Today, my boyfriend crashed his car while I was giving him road head. FML
Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I pulled over to have sex in his mother's car. It was going great until I leaned back onto the horn, waking up our whole neighborhood. FML
Today, after months of trying to make my girlfriend orgasm, she finally did. It was with my brother. I'll definitely knock next time. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML
Today, after trying to convince my girlfriend to have sex for almost 16 months, she finally said yes. I couldn't get it up the second she said it. FML
Today, my boyfriend went down on me. I don't know why, but my mind wandered. He now thinks that he has the skills of a porn star, while I'm pretty sure that finally solving a mathematical problem I've been working on for a week caused me to orgasm. FML
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Top comments
jvillan87 5
Back of a pickup while someone else drives next time then?
hiyourcute 0
Why do I picture you paying someone to drive you down that road every night from now on?
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Comments (167)
corrinaswan 0
either u have weird ways to ****** or you and ur boyfriend have horrible sex
lmaoatall 6
make your boyfriend jealous and invest in a rock crawler. make your own roads op.
homieskillet 0
wow haha, that's just weird
mrmerino 0
well there you go. why are you complaining?
KickItHigh 32
If your bf couldn't make you have an ******, you could've done it yourself.
kialuvsyoo 3
Ya but some people actually want someone else to do it.
babyd412 0
well I can't say your life sux or u deserved it. but I can say your bf life sux. lmao
lululove123 1
and your grammar "sux"
momo1972 3
come see me, I'll hook you up
rmbaker1993 0
how were you having sex if he was driving??
rmbaker1993 0
it's because of people like you that kids nowadays have such bad self esteem problems. I may be the definition of an idiot but you are the definition of a cyber bully and an asshole. just because I slightly misunderstood what he was saying doesn't make me an idiot. I'm sure you've done the same thing before as well. please never have children because you are NOT a nice person... nice people are the ones who have friends which is why I have plennnttttyyy of friends
KiddNYC1O 22
46 is probably too young to understand... relax, the world didn't end...
TheresNoEffingwa 7
it's funny because they WEREN'T having sex -.-
lilmisslovely13 15
Look 55, I think that 53 has a pretty good point. You really don't have to be such an asshole because he didn't understand. Chill out.
forthepainx3 0
boners is my hero on fml. so everyone who thinks otherwise, go die. cockjockeys.
RainbowHeadache 2
Boners has a opossum. Why would he need friends? Your logic is flawed.
chaleighrae7 4
take a lap.
broomhildo 19
No, you really are an idiot. And if you don't understand the FML, I'm not sure why you are on this site to begin with.
PhillyEagles 0
55- you are a huge dick, why would anyone like you.
wikkedphuka 0
i hate people like u that write gay things .... oh and im from texas! jealous? suck on this
mmmeow 0
you need a new boyfriend
covertsnake 0
get him a vibrating **** ring so you can both get off