Intimacy: Today, after three unsuccessful months of trying to make me orgasm,...

By hahanosirr - 21/05/2011 20:02 - United States

Today, after three unsuccessful months of trying to make me orgasm, my boyfriend finally succeeded. It came from his car bumping up and down while we drove down a pot-holed road. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, being on my boyfriend's street bike for ten minutes gave me an orgasm. My boyfriend of three years, who constantly tries so hard to get me to, has never given me an orgasm. FML

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By Krissy - 25/01/2010 08:36 - United States

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend on the back bumper of my car. After he finished he told me he felt like he was riding a seahorse. FML

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By WellOops - 18/07/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend crashed his car while I was giving him road head. FML

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By Highnapple - 04/03/2015 07:55 - Canada - Sarnia

Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML

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By Shelly - 13/06/2011 02:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I pulled over to have sex in his mother's car. It was going great until I leaned back onto the horn, waking up our whole neighborhood. FML

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By Lil Bro - 17/07/2016 02:05 - United Kingdom - Smethwick

Today, after months of trying to make my girlfriend orgasm, she finally did. It was with my brother. I'll definitely knock next time. FML

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By Emily - 21/08/2011 04:54 - United States

Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML

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By Confused - 22/08/2012 16:33 - Spain - Madrid

Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2013 06:40 - United States - Northbrook

Today, after trying to convince my girlfriend to have sex for almost 16 months, she finally said yes. I couldn't get it up the second she said it. FML

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By you+me-clothes=53>< - 19/11/2013 17:13 - Austria - Vienna

Today, my boyfriend went down on me. I don't know why, but my mind wandered. He now thinks that he has the skills of a porn star, while I'm pretty sure that finally solving a mathematical problem I've been working on for a week caused me to orgasm. FML

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jvillan87 5

Sunday 22 May 2011 2:12

Back of a pickup while someone else drives next time then?

hiyourcute 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 2:20

Why do I picture you paying someone to drive you down that road every night from now on?

Comments

paradiseisland01 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 4:18

at least you had one, tell him next time what he's doing wrong , that way you don't have to be in a car, a bed would be better.

pitchblease 2

Sunday 22 May 2011 4:29

at least he's trying?

number1beaner 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 4:35

hey he gave you one didn't he? it only took him a few months

v4extreme 6

Sunday 22 May 2011 4:35

whatever works...

rakooligan 11

Sunday 22 May 2011 4:38

Too true.

marksbabygirl 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 4:50

hahhaha story totally made my dayy!

becky_becks 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 4:52

UM....JEALOUS!!!! I wish driving down pot hole roads gave me cheap thrills like that...

Pigpen181 3

Sunday 22 May 2011 5:00

How's my driving call 1-800-Hit-Bump

javierrrrm 12

Sunday 22 May 2011 5:01

u guys r fuken retarded look at my pic do I look 21 yes old you no life gags i was being sarcastic dumbasses these days I'm 13!

Spinnmaster 1

Sunday 22 May 2011 5:11

like we can tell from your pic? and you didn't comment in the correct area, mate.

CateXOX 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 5:18

Oh wow we're the dumbasses? Have you looked over your own post? And I'm sorry for assuming your age when your profile says you're 21 and your picture shows about nothing of you. I just thought you were a very uninformed young adult, but it is now clear to me that you are an immature brat.

Heliol 8

Sunday 22 May 2011 9:44

Hey kid, stop being a brat. If you want to read the fml in the intimacy section and make a fake age so you can accept the terms of use then be ready to get peoples reactions when you post questions that you should know the answer to. And also, I doubt a 13 year old boy doesn't know what an ****** is. While it is a bit sad, kids now a days have tons of sexually related information thrown at them all the time so by the time they hit 13 they know much more than they probably should and at the same time can't understand enough about it to stop from making mistakes that follow you for the rest of your life. So in conclusion, I'm assuming you're just a troll. Please just stay out of fml if you have to resort to these kind of silly posts.