Today, after three unsuccessful months of trying to make me orgasm, my boyfriend finally succeeded. It came from his car bumping up and down while we drove down a pot-holed road. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, being on my boyfriend's street bike for ten minutes gave me an orgasm. My boyfriend of three years, who constantly tries so hard to get me to, has never given me an orgasm. FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend on the back bumper of my car. After he finished he told me he felt like he was riding a seahorse. FML
Today, my boyfriend crashed his car while I was giving him road head. FML
Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I pulled over to have sex in his mother's car. It was going great until I leaned back onto the horn, waking up our whole neighborhood. FML
Today, after months of trying to make my girlfriend orgasm, she finally did. It was with my brother. I'll definitely knock next time. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML
Today, after trying to convince my girlfriend to have sex for almost 16 months, she finally said yes. I couldn't get it up the second she said it. FML
Today, my boyfriend went down on me. I don't know why, but my mind wandered. He now thinks that he has the skills of a porn star, while I'm pretty sure that finally solving a mathematical problem I've been working on for a week caused me to orgasm. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
jvillan87 5
Back of a pickup while someone else drives next time then?
hiyourcute 0
Why do I picture you paying someone to drive you down that road every night from now on?
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (167)
paradiseisland01 0
at least you had one, tell him next time what he's doing wrong , that way you don't have to be in a car, a bed would be better.
pitchblease 2
at least he's trying?
number1beaner 0
hey he gave you one didn't he? it only took him a few months
v4extreme 6
whatever works...
rakooligan 11
Too true.
marksbabygirl 0
hahhaha story totally made my dayy!
becky_becks 0
UM....JEALOUS!!!! I wish driving down pot hole roads gave me cheap thrills like that...
Pigpen181 3
How's my driving call 1-800-Hit-Bump
javierrrrm 12
u guys r fuken retarded look at my pic do I look 21 yes old you no life gags i was being sarcastic dumbasses these days I'm 13!
Spinnmaster 1
like we can tell from your pic? and you didn't comment in the correct area, mate.
CateXOX 0
Oh wow we're the dumbasses? Have you looked over your own post? And I'm sorry for assuming your age when your profile says you're 21 and your picture shows about nothing of you. I just thought you were a very uninformed young adult, but it is now clear to me that you are an immature brat.
Heliol 8
Hey kid, stop being a brat. If you want to read the fml in the intimacy section and make a fake age so you can accept the terms of use then be ready to get peoples reactions when you post questions that you should know the answer to. And also, I doubt a 13 year old boy doesn't know what an ****** is. While it is a bit sad, kids now a days have tons of sexually related information thrown at them all the time so by the time they hit 13 they know much more than they probably should and at the same time can't understand enough about it to stop from making mistakes that follow you for the rest of your life. So in conclusion, I'm assuming you're just a troll. Please just stay out of fml if you have to resort to these kind of silly posts.
lilmisslovely13 15
I think it's more FHisLife.