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By Krissy - 25/01/2010 08:36 - United States

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Today, I was making love to my boyfriend on the back bumper of my car. After he finished he told me he felt like he was riding a seahorse. FML

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By Shelly - 13/06/2011 02:50 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I pulled over to have sex in his mother's car. It was going great until I leaned back onto the horn, waking up our whole neighborhood. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML

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By rindawg - 20/01/2009 03:55 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend took me out to a nice seafood dinner where we had some great crab legs. Later tonight we drove down to the beach and started messing around. He started touching me... with his hands still covered in salty crab juice. FML

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jpgray1982 0

Monday 25 January 2010 16:31

I don't know if that is good or bad... Seahorses rule!

perdix 29

Monday 25 January 2010 16:41

What a crazy, random simile! What does that even mean? Does he want to be pregnant with your babies? Pack on a few more pounds and he'll compare you to a sea cow. Oh, the Hugh Manatee!

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jpgray1982 0

Monday 25 January 2010 16:31

I don't know if that is good or bad... Seahorses rule!

robotiick7 23

Friday 31 May 2013 12:11

Gold team rules!

ROFLsyrup 0

Monday 25 January 2010 16:33

so? that's awesome.

MegMM 0

Monday 25 January 2010 16:33

... don't get it. am I missing something?

Intrepidity 0

Monday 25 January 2010 16:35

That's probably because you smell like fish down there.

perdix 29

Monday 25 January 2010 16:41

What a crazy, random simile! What does that even mean? Does he want to be pregnant with your babies? Pack on a few more pounds and he'll compare you to a sea cow. Oh, the Hugh Manatee!

flgirlwguitar 2

Monday 25 January 2010 16:54

Epic win. OP, what's the problem? Guys are seldom the most articulate. Besides, seahorses are cool.

Lee002 8

Tuesday 26 January 2010 3:53

Hugh Manatee = epically hilarious

v1kt4r 13

Monday 25 January 2010 16:42

has any of u seen a sea horse??? http://library.thinkquest.org/5512/seahorse.gif to stress for the slow trains, that was not a compliment, doesnt make it an FML tho, lose weight

happyhak 5

Monday 25 January 2010 16:48

...And?

boopityboppity 11

Monday 25 January 2010 16:53

On the plus side, at least if you decide to have children together, he'll be the pregnant one.

anela_fml 0

Monday 25 January 2010 16:53

what the heck lol first off sea horses are small an I don't get I

afarr 0

Monday 25 January 2010 17:10

wha?

Cartain 0

Monday 25 January 2010 16:55

So?

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