By Krissy - 25/01/2010 08:36 - United States

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Today, I was making love to my boyfriend on the back bumper of my car. After he finished he told me he felt like he was riding a seahorse. FML
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I don't know if that is good or bad... Seahorses rule!

What a crazy, random simile! What does that even mean? Does he want to be pregnant with your babies? Pack on a few more pounds and he'll compare you to a sea cow. Oh, the Hugh Manatee!

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I don't know if that is good or bad... Seahorses rule!

Gold team rules!

so? that's awesome.

... don't get it. am I missing something?

That's probably because you smell like fish down there.

What a crazy, random simile! What does that even mean? Does he want to be pregnant with your babies? Pack on a few more pounds and he'll compare you to a sea cow. Oh, the Hugh Manatee!

Epic win. OP, what's the problem? Guys are seldom the most articulate. Besides, seahorses are cool.

Hugh Manatee = epically hilarious

has any of u seen a sea horse??? http://library.thinkquest.org/5512/seahorse.gif to stress for the slow trains, that was not a compliment, doesnt make it an FML tho, lose weight

On the plus side, at least if you decide to have children together, he'll be the pregnant one.

what the heck lol first off sea horses are small an I don't get I