Intimacy: Today, I was making love to my boyfriend on the back bumper of...

By Krissy - 25/01/2010 08:36 - United States

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend on the back bumper of my car. After he finished he told me he felt like he was riding a seahorse. FML

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jpgray1982 0

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Monday 25 January 2010 16:31

I don't know if that is good or bad... Seahorses rule!

perdix 29

Monday 25 January 2010 16:41

What a crazy, random simile! What does that even mean? Does he want to be pregnant with your babies? Pack on a few more pounds and he'll compare you to a sea cow. Oh, the Hugh Manatee!

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Monday 25 January 2010 16:31

I don't know if that is good or bad... Seahorses rule!

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Friday 31 May 2013 12:11

Gold team rules!

ROFLsyrup 0

Monday 25 January 2010 16:33

so? that's awesome.

MegMM 0

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Monday 25 January 2010 16:33

... don't get it. am I missing something?

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Monday 25 January 2010 16:35

That's probably because you smell like fish down there.

perdix 29

Monday 25 January 2010 16:41

What a crazy, random simile! What does that even mean? Does he want to be pregnant with your babies? Pack on a few more pounds and he'll compare you to a sea cow. Oh, the Hugh Manatee!

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Monday 25 January 2010 16:54

Epic win. OP, what's the problem? Guys are seldom the most articulate. Besides, seahorses are cool.

Lee002 8

Tuesday 26 January 2010 3:53

Hugh Manatee = epically hilarious

v1kt4r 13

Monday 25 January 2010 16:42

has any of u seen a sea horse??? http://library.thinkquest.org/5512/seahorse.gif to stress for the slow trains, that was not a compliment, doesnt make it an FML tho, lose weight