By Krissy - 25/01/2010 08:36 - United States

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Today, I was making love to my boyfriend on the back bumper of my car. After he finished he told me he felt like he was riding a seahorse. FML
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I don't know if that is good or bad... Seahorses rule!

perdix 29

What a crazy, random simile! What does that even mean? Does he want to be pregnant with your babies? Pack on a few more pounds and he'll compare you to a sea cow. Oh, the Hugh Manatee!

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I don't know if that is good or bad... Seahorses rule!

Gold team rules!

ROFLsyrup 0

so? that's awesome.

... don't get it. am I missing something?

That's probably because you smell like fish down there.

perdix 29

What a crazy, random simile! What does that even mean? Does he want to be pregnant with your babies? Pack on a few more pounds and he'll compare you to a sea cow. Oh, the Hugh Manatee!

Epic win. OP, what's the problem? Guys are seldom the most articulate. Besides, seahorses are cool.

Lee002 8

Hugh Manatee = epically hilarious

v1kt4r 13

has any of u seen a sea horse??? http://library.thinkquest.org/5512/seahorse.gif to stress for the slow trains, that was not a compliment, doesnt make it an FML tho, lose weight

On the plus side, at least if you decide to have children together, he'll be the pregnant one.

anela_fml 0

what the heck lol first off sea horses are small an I don't get I

afarr 0

wha?

Cartain 0

So?