FML : Today, I was making love to my boyfriend on the back bumper of my car. After he finished he told me he felt like he was riding a seahorse. FML

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend on the back bumper of my car. After he finished he told me he felt like he was riding a seahorse. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Krissy - / Monday 25 January 2010 08:36 / United States

Intimacy

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By jpgray1982 | 0

#797903 - Monday 25 January 2010 04:31

I don't know if that is good or bad... Seahorses rule!

By perdix | 29

#797922 - Monday 25 January 2010 04:41

What a crazy, random simile! What does that even mean? Does he want to be pregnant with your babies? Pack on a few more pounds and he'll compare you to a sea cow. Oh, the Hugh Manatee!

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By jpgray1982 | 0

#797903 - Monday 25 January 2010 04:31

I don't know if that is good or bad... Seahorses rule!

robotiick7 | 23

#5514762 - Friday 31 May 2013 12:11

Gold team rules!

By ROFLsyrup | 0

#797904 - Monday 25 January 2010 04:33

so? that's awesome.

By MegMM | 0

#797905 - Monday 25 January 2010 04:33

... don't get it. am I missing something?

By Intrepidity | 0

#797911 - Monday 25 January 2010 04:35

That's probably because you smell like fish down there.

By perdix | 29

#797922 - Monday 25 January 2010 04:41

What a crazy, random simile! What does that even mean? Does he want to be pregnant with your babies? Pack on a few more pounds and he'll compare you to a sea cow. Oh, the Hugh Manatee!

flgirlwguitar | 2

#797950 - Monday 25 January 2010 04:54

Epic win. OP, what's the problem? Guys are seldom the most articulate. Besides, seahorses are cool.

Lee002 | 8

#799091 - Tuesday 26 January 2010 03:53

Hugh Manatee = epically hilarious

By v1kt4r | 13

#797923 - Monday 25 January 2010 04:42

has any of u seen a sea horse??? http://library.thinkquest.org/5512/seahorse.gif to stress for the slow trains, that was not a compliment, doesnt make it an FML tho, lose weight