Today, after three unsuccessful months of trying to make me orgasm, my boyfriend finally succeeded. It came from his car bumping up and down while we drove down a pot-holed road. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, being on my boyfriend's street bike for ten minutes gave me an orgasm. My boyfriend of three years, who constantly tries so hard to get me to, has never given me an orgasm. FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend on the back bumper of my car. After he finished he told me he felt like he was riding a seahorse. FML
Today, my boyfriend crashed his car while I was giving him road head. FML
Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I pulled over to have sex in his mother's car. It was going great until I leaned back onto the horn, waking up our whole neighborhood. FML
Today, after months of trying to make my girlfriend orgasm, she finally did. It was with my brother. I'll definitely knock next time. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML
Today, after trying to convince my girlfriend to have sex for almost 16 months, she finally said yes. I couldn't get it up the second she said it. FML
Today, my boyfriend went down on me. I don't know why, but my mind wandered. He now thinks that he has the skills of a porn star, while I'm pretty sure that finally solving a mathematical problem I've been working on for a week caused me to orgasm. FML
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jvillan87 5
Back of a pickup while someone else drives next time then?
hiyourcute 0
Why do I picture you paying someone to drive you down that road every night from now on?
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Comments (167)
iseyixes 18
where is this road?
Ukeee_X 19
Least you got one.
rusrsbrah 0
seriously, making a girl cum isn't hard. there's five spots on every chick that feel good: clit, g-spot, nipples, u-spot (around the opening of the ******, except for the part between it and the urethra), and the a-spot. you have to have at least like 8 inches for the a-spot though. and then just experiment where else she likes to be kissed/licked/whatever. Girls, if you want to speed up the process, have a conversation with the guy about what you like, and what he likes. also, don't be selfish and help him finish too. I'm tired of hearing people bitch about not finishing though.
ancora 1
I'm wondering if she's inexperienced in that department. I don't think a guy could have gotten me off before I learned how to do it myself. Though maybe the guy is inexperienced too.
rusrsbrah 0
that could be possible too I guess... and why the **** did I get a thumbs down? I'm trying to help. Bitches........
Alex911Turbo 0
Good point
mattshep1989 0
if that gets you off then he's doin something wrong...
Alex911Turbo 0
Wow...your b/f must really suck in bed. Time to order a vibrator
StrayXL 0
Kinky
DaniLand 0
motorcycles do the same for me ^_^ much love for expensive toys!!
DaniLand 0
You're just jealous because you have to fake it for your truck.
DaniLand 0
psh, well that didn't work! i was trying to reply to someone who said they could imagine the dumbass noise she made. All aboard the fail boat ^_^
DaniLand 0
Forget megatron, Optimus Primes the shit!
Vampierjazz2010 0
Use a vibrator. Thats the only thing that works for me