Love, Break-ups and Toxic: Toxic masculinity

Toxic masculinity

By Anonymous - 08/11/2023 08:00

Today, my uncle was showing the scars he got fighting a wolf in defence of his wife. On the drive home, my girlfriend dumped me because she could never see me being man enough to fight a wolf for her. She made me stop the car so she could catch a bus back to her mom's house and never see me again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 650

You deserved it 142

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Toxic

By Anonymous - 05/01/2022 23:01

Today, my girlfriend punched me in the face, then broke up with me because apparently she'd proved that I’m a pussy who won’t stand up for myself or fight back if attacked, so if we were robbed on the street, she wouldn’t trust me to protect her. What kind of logic is this? Good riddance, psycho. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 658

You deserved it 171

By Afroman720 - 27/07/2015 18:55 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 775

You deserved it 2 890

By justmeagain - 11/12/2018 12:00

Today, my girlfriend left me. The reason? She sent me a link to a story online about a woman who abused her dog to the point of death and I didn’t vomit while reading it. According to her, that makes me a “heartless monster.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 683

You deserved it 263

Insanity

By Leroy - 05/10/2019 02:01 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend slapped me and dumped me because she thought I was gay, simply because I had to miss a date because one of my guy friends was in a car accident, and I went to see him at the hospital. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 205

You deserved it 133

I wanna be your dog

By Anonymous - 12/11/2023 20:00

Today, my wife lost her patience with her aunt but because she can't say anything to her, she takes it out on me. Then she also blames everything on me, in that I didn't do enough to make it stop. I went against my family and relatives to be with this woman, but I get treated as a dog. FML

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You deserved it 306

Sorry doggo

By good riddance - 29/05/2022 16:00

Today, my girlfriend flipped out and dumped me. According to her, not stopping for a dog in the road makes me a sociopath and unsuitable for a relationship. Yes, because slamming on my brakes or swerving into the next lane while doing 75 on the highway and causing a wreck made so much more sense. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 135

You deserved it 807

The best part of breaking up…

By Anonymous - 19/10/2009 23:51 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML

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You deserved it 8 844

By Anonymous - 20/12/2010 00:31 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't attend her dog's funeral, and was therefore an insensitive bastard. I couldn't attend because my mum has cancer and I was driving her to a hospital appointment. FML

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You deserved it 3 391

By Anonymous - 06/02/2017 05:00 - United States - Houston

Today, after many attempts at getting my girlfriend to ride the bus to see me rather than taking Uber, she finally did. She ended up meeting a man who convinced her that she should break up with me. She listened. FML

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You deserved it 1 614

Dodged a landmine

By Anonymous - 23/03/2023 12:00

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his mom, but she decided I was “unsuitable.” I hoped he’d be on my side. Nope, he just accepted her word as law, broke up with me, and pushed me outside. He'd driven me there, so I had to find a bus in a city I’ve never been to, in the dark, without a coat. FML

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You deserved it 121

zip2dwess 14

Wednesday 8 November 2023 9:39

Good riddance.

FluffythePink 22

Wednesday 8 November 2023 11:25

Be glad that you are shot of such a childish, ridiculously idiotic female. There are many, much better ones out there.

Comments

zip2dwess 14

Wednesday 8 November 2023 9:39

Good riddance.

Rake 16

Wednesday 8 November 2023 10:12

Go find a wolf, fight it bare hands and uploaded it to tiktok! that will show her!

FluffythePink 22

Wednesday 8 November 2023 11:25

Be glad that you are shot of such a childish, ridiculously idiotic female. There are many, much better ones out there.

D J's MOM 17

Wednesday 8 November 2023 12:18

she's either a bit off in the head or she was planning on ending it anyway and jumped on the excuse.

motoikkyu 13

Thursday 9 November 2023 19:07

What an odd experience! I know it's too soon, but I assure you, you will laugh about this someday. Hopefully, not after having to fight an actual wolf.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 11 November 2023 4:39

I'm a wolf lover, so I don't want anyone fighting wolves. In all seriousness, wolves won't generally attack people, so your uncle and his wife must have been in the wolf's territory or something for it to attack. If you avoid such scenarios, you won't have to worry about fighting in anyone's honor.