Oh hey how are you?

By Shelly - 13/06/2011 02:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I pulled over to have sex in his mother's car. It was going great until I leaned back onto the horn, waking up our whole neighborhood. FML
I agree, your life sucks 12 074
You deserved it 46 188

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Guess you got pretty horny...

Rebecca Black sends her sincerest apologies for having occupied the back seat at the time.


ImmortalKratos 0

why weren't you in the back seat...ALOT roomier. and if it was only a two seater he should've gone to the passenger side so the steering wheel wouldn't be in the way

Was it a fun ride?

now that's some horny sex

GreenMaze 0

I think turning your car off completely will work out next time.

34 the car doesnt have to be on to use the horn

boyguydudemalema 0

when your in heat, you dont really think hard, you just go hard or go home. this shiz happens, at least next time we know which seat to have sex in. its a learning experience for everyone!

ienjoithinqs 0

should've took the passenger seat..... :!

you do realize that horns work when the car is shut off right?


Whoa, 82, calm down.

didijustdie 0

was she calmed up?

jesscarrr 10

yeah try the back seat next time maybsss

they probably thought it was his mom

hey now it's a peep show ;)

jake3292 5

haha bet u went wearing a condom eather

haha i bet *you *weren't paying attention in english class *either.

boyguydudemalema 0

This isn't grammar class douchebag. People use the letter "u" to shorten the word "you" in text messages. There is nothing wrong with except if you're in an actual grammar class. oh and he did messed up weren't, that was just plain stupid.

SirEBC 7

So much sarcasm at my disposal. So...much....opportunity...... *Explodes*

Hey douchebag, do you know the difference between grammar and spelling?

A7X_LoVeee 10

41 I can see that you didn't get very far in school either.

dmoantwan 0

only dummies defend dummies

Hey, dip-shit, do you know the difference between grammar and spelling? Spelling is part of grammar.

41: "... except if you're in an actual grammar class, or posting on a website that specifically forbids the use of TXT language." Fixed it for you.

Felix_Felicis15 8

Yeah, 41, you need to re-learn how to use commas, semicolons, and periods. To the person above me (sorry, I forgot what number you have), that was an excellent call. :)

The Spelling Flame: first seen in cuneform writing on Mesopotamian clay tablets.

jake3292 5


Well I kind of agree with 41. This site isn't a school or classroom so you can type how you want too. It's not against the sites rules or anything or the law. I'm not trying to be mean, it's just that you don't have to make a correction on every word or sentence. I'm not trying to start anything, I'm just stating my opinion.

1215116a 14

At 104, yes it is against the site rules, you can't use text language. It's on the comment's policy.

Yeah, we are not talking bout "u", we are talking about "eather". Now get off FML and study up. Because you really need it.

131- It was both and it could have been a mistake. Not everyones perfect like you.

PSQ91 6

Move along and have fun elsewhere :)

tsim_fml 0

you had sex in the front seat?

Rebecca Black sends her sincerest apologies for having occupied the back seat at the time.

dudeitsdanny 9

Exactly my thoughts. I've done it, too, but never on the driver's seat. The passenger's seat is much roomier, if you're gonna do it on the front. Badasses use the hood of the car, though.

That was an epic win!

boyguydudemalema 0

15, you made my day bruh!

#15...Rebecca Black couldn't have taken the backseat, she obviously had a seizure and died when she walked into a stadium and couldn't decide on where to ******* sit (:

Jenna_Tell_Yuh 0

81... just stop, please

Danny, I think I love you!!! Your comments are awesome and your profile is amazing!!! I 100% agree with the last part!!!!

of your profile, lol :)

congratulations Danny you now have a stalker!

Exactly that's why you ALWAYS do it in the backseat.

No. Everyone knows that that's what back seats are for. Shouldn't you know that? Btw, sucks OP.

Guess you got pretty horny...

I was thinking the same thing :D

Y' know, I hear the backseat is more spacious.

Thank you. What's with these recent FMLs with people have sex in the the front seats?

ReneeFlem_Flam 2

I feel your pain this has happened to me before.

pinkp909 8

Good job.