Today, after three unsuccessful months of trying to make me orgasm, my boyfriend finally succeeded. It came from his car bumping up and down while we drove down a pot-holed road. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, being on my boyfriend's street bike for ten minutes gave me an orgasm. My boyfriend of three years, who constantly tries so hard to get me to, has never given me an orgasm. FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend on the back bumper of my car. After he finished he told me he felt like he was riding a seahorse. FML
Today, my boyfriend crashed his car while I was giving him road head. FML
Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I pulled over to have sex in his mother's car. It was going great until I leaned back onto the horn, waking up our whole neighborhood. FML
Today, after months of trying to make my girlfriend orgasm, she finally did. It was with my brother. I'll definitely knock next time. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML
Today, after trying to convince my girlfriend to have sex for almost 16 months, she finally said yes. I couldn't get it up the second she said it. FML
Today, my boyfriend went down on me. I don't know why, but my mind wandered. He now thinks that he has the skills of a porn star, while I'm pretty sure that finally solving a mathematical problem I've been working on for a week caused me to orgasm. FML
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Top comments
jvillan87 5
Back of a pickup while someone else drives next time then?
hiyourcute 0
Why do I picture you paying someone to drive you down that road every night from now on?
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Comments (167)
FlashBurn 13
Motorcycles are epic for that, so I hear. Something about them being a giant, 220cc vibrator.
sematariux 7
I agree a 220 is like a KDX trailbike get on a Yamaha YZ 250 like mine you'll blow your load within minutes haha
jvillan87 5
Thats a sick guitar 30.
staceysgenesis16 0
a 100cc briggs and stratton world formula on a CRG frame is a nice vibrator x) just saying. lol.
Scoty12C 6
Hot Win^
rusrsbrah 0
so. much. try. harding. "Hey guys, I just got this new affliction shirt, it matches my badass new Kawasaki ninja. Yeah man, it's sooooooo cool. now let's pound some natty light!!!!!"
wikkedphuka 0
umm u do realize he ment a huge vibrator for a woman right? blow ur load? from a vibrator? lmaooo he ment a girl that y he dnt reply back lol
tnlander 20
Here a thought, show him how to get you off and then talk him through it.
spanishfool 0
well.... that still counts!
illmatic2 16
It may have been a bumpy ride, but hey, at least you got there.
EnaBoC 5
Loool I see what you did there =p
mrahhhhh 21
The car is a stud.
agSWAAAAG 0
you had the big o, shut up and stop complaining! so many woman would like to r able to come by driving over pot holes
Reinhard_Xenon 0
sounds sexxy
BigJ365 4
funny pic
beberrr92_fml 0
yours too tho
Livinia 11
Hey, don't complain, at least you got one.
alexg823 0
Good, now do that while having sex.
javierrrrm 12
what's an ******?
Bassgeek 0
r u kidding?
OCDC 9
A drink you can buy from Sonic. It comes in the purple, pink, and blue varieties.
Prankster7o7 5
Looks Good, Feels Good......Taste good?
CateXOX 0
... And it says you're 21 years old. How embarrassing.
ragzy 7
Sarcasm much?
ItWasAllWorthIt 0
Even if he really does know what an ****** is, I don't see how that's sarcasm. It's just a dumb comment.
cnygard95 12
notice how h says he likes to play black ops. that wont getcha nowhere!