Today, after three unsuccessful months of trying to make me orgasm, my boyfriend finally succeeded. It came from his car bumping up and down while we drove down a pot-holed road. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, being on my boyfriend's street bike for ten minutes gave me an orgasm. My boyfriend of three years, who constantly tries so hard to get me to, has never given me an orgasm. FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend on the back bumper of my car. After he finished he told me he felt like he was riding a seahorse. FML
Today, my boyfriend crashed his car while I was giving him road head. FML
Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I pulled over to have sex in his mother's car. It was going great until I leaned back onto the horn, waking up our whole neighborhood. FML
Today, after months of trying to make my girlfriend orgasm, she finally did. It was with my brother. I'll definitely knock next time. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML
Today, after trying to convince my girlfriend to have sex for almost 16 months, she finally said yes. I couldn't get it up the second she said it. FML
Today, my boyfriend went down on me. I don't know why, but my mind wandered. He now thinks that he has the skills of a porn star, while I'm pretty sure that finally solving a mathematical problem I've been working on for a week caused me to orgasm. FML
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Top comments
jvillan87 5
Back of a pickup while someone else drives next time then?
hiyourcute 0
Why do I picture you paying someone to drive you down that road every night from now on?
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Comments (167)
Cris_dell 0
same thing happened to me! i talked to him about it. then he bought me a vibrator.
HomeAl0ne 20
I can just imagine her out driving with her boyfriend now. Every time he drives past a big pothole she'd be saying to herself "mmmm, i'd hit that...".
jlynntiger 0
uhhh off a road? that's weird
brownbizzear 0
stop being such a prude and fake it
vfs_fml 0
how r yuh having sex nd driving at the same time?/:
whousesforksthes 1
see comment 46. lol
taylovesheramy 0
I would just fake one, doll;))
payybabe 0
Uh, EW.
jonlocke7 0
dryer?
wtfitsxash 3
okay if you're sensitive enough to get an ****** from driving over a pot hole then you should be able to have an ****** while having sex. even sucky sex.
pradagirl123 0
dump his ass!!!