Today, after three unsuccessful months of trying to make me orgasm, my boyfriend finally succeeded. It came from his car bumping up and down while we drove down a pot-holed road. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, being on my boyfriend's street bike for ten minutes gave me an orgasm. My boyfriend of three years, who constantly tries so hard to get me to, has never given me an orgasm. FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend on the back bumper of my car. After he finished he told me he felt like he was riding a seahorse. FML
Today, my boyfriend crashed his car while I was giving him road head. FML
Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I pulled over to have sex in his mother's car. It was going great until I leaned back onto the horn, waking up our whole neighborhood. FML
Today, after months of trying to make my girlfriend orgasm, she finally did. It was with my brother. I'll definitely knock next time. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML
Today, after trying to convince my girlfriend to have sex for almost 16 months, she finally said yes. I couldn't get it up the second she said it. FML
Today, my boyfriend went down on me. I don't know why, but my mind wandered. He now thinks that he has the skills of a porn star, while I'm pretty sure that finally solving a mathematical problem I've been working on for a week caused me to orgasm. FML
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jvillan87 5
Back of a pickup while someone else drives next time then?
hiyourcute 0
Why do I picture you paying someone to drive you down that road every night from now on?
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Comments (167)
tomboy_girl23 0
wtf
MinnesotaMakesMe 0
Unless you somehow managed to sit on your ******** I seriously doubt this is possible lolol
Big_halla 0
Sounds like you need to go buy a new friend
Rasetsu 10
wait...you two had sex in a moving car?! while one of you was driving?! or was someone else driving? either way, what the hell is wrong with you?! don't have sex in a moving car!
Kittehx3 0
Are you serious!?!?!?! -___-
HOLYchiz 4
l
SlickRoach 0
I find it kinda weird how women are more turned on by machines, I mean what guy can really compare to a Slingshot ride at Six Flags. But I do wish women would tell men what they want instead of faking it. It's only fun when both parties enjoy it and relationships should be about honesty and expressing what you feel...right?
Nilsen21 0
You need a new boyfriend!!!
coolp3son 0
ooo sorry
jsullivan6x 0
sounds like he needs so me practice
Ibeatmyself 3
dump him for his car