Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
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Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
Today, I returned from a week-long vacation. My landlord told me he had let my boyfriend in my apartment to get something. I don't have a boyfriend. Everything in my apartment is gone. FML
Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML
Today, I woke up to find out my house was robbed. He didn't steal anything of value, but he stole my beer, dog, and cat. FML
Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
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lexiieeex3 32
At least they didn't take your boyfriend.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
You've been hit by You've been struck by A smooth criminal.
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Comments (138)
Ozuru 11
Sorry OP, but I think your boyfriend would feel bad too. Some people are just heavy sleepers, he probably feels really bad for sleeping through it.
ajeppsen 25
Tell him to watch the house during the day and sleep at night. Or tell him to get a job to help recover everything.
MolesterStallone 13
Then the robbery will happen at night.
glitchez 2
What if he was a night shift person? And was sleeping during the day when that happened?
crankawank 19
Well not EVERYTHING is gone, assuming he's sleeping on a bed or sofa or something. If the robber managed to get him on the floor to take what he was sleeping on, then your boyfriend can sleep through the goddamn zombie apocalypse.
ajeppsen 25
Tell him to sleep at night and work during the day. Or tell him to get a job to help recover everything.
ajeppsen 25
Sorry I didn't mean to post that twice
dansythomas 6
Looks like it's time to tell your boyfriend goodbye! If he ever wakes up...
Zomg_Okay 27
I've seen a lot of stupid things on this website, but recommending a break-up for SLEEPING? Really?!
ShyAnn29 15
That's the dumbest reason for a breakup!
Mearemoi 14
Are you implying that he might be dead? Of course he'll wake up.
IgnatiusBaseball 21
Hopefully he never has to protect you...
briancallahan 3
Let's hope he's not like that around a hungry infant
FuzzyJack 15
He sure is a heavy sleeper. Be glad nothing happened to him.
kimg0885 23
They knew your boyfriend was worthless, so they left him.
spacemanspiff78 7
Obviously a good dog trumps your shitty boyfriend.