Today, I woke up to find out my house was robbed. He didn't steal anything of value, but he stole my beer, dog, and cat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got robbed. I just moved so I didn't have much in my new house. They did decide that my cat was valuable enough to steal. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
Today, I arrived home to find my cat dead and note saying, "Sorry, I tripped over him." Not only is my cat dead, but I was robbed by a polite thief. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML
Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to find that while I was passed out someone stole my prosthetic leg. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, I was pickpocketed. I didn't realize until I stopped to get breakfast. I went back home to see that my dog had taken my wallet and had ripped and torn it up. I was pickpocketed by my own dog. FML
Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
Today, my house was broken into. Apparently, I have nothing good enough in my house to steal, so they took my cake. FML
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mekiswrite 21
Your pets are of no value to you? YTA and potentially YDI.
RichardPencil 32
Your dog and your cat have no value? What kind of person are you? And your beer?!?! Are you even human?
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Comments (22)
mekiswrite 21
Your pets are of no value to you? YTA and potentially YDI.
Siobhain Shaw-Walker 6
Exactly what I was doing to comment.
staaacey 30
yeah, everything that was taken seems valuable to me
Ambrily 27
Honestly, this sounds to me more like spite/revenge from an ex or someone you had a fight with than anything... Also because you make it seem like you know who did it. In that case, you should be able to press charges and prove it easily enough, unless that person got rid of the pets (which I honestly really hope he didn't). Best of luck, OP.
rebelwithmouseyhair 18
I think I understand the thief. They have their priorities right.
mfranks19891989 10
ASPCA robbed you
RichardPencil 32
Your dog and your cat have no value? What kind of person are you? And your beer?!?! Are you even human?
mas12806 24
Pets are absolutely of value. And how do you know robber is a ‘he’?
rebelwithmouseyhair 18
it's their ex!
Stephanie Illetschko 8
“Nothing of value” find that dog and cat man
alycion 39
I think they meant monetary value.
RichardPencil 32
You get free beer?
DonKingSize 9
that was your ex
rebelwithmouseyhair 18
Only thing wrong with that theory is who'd go out with such a monster in the first place!
Sady_Ct 38
Maybe the dog and cat didn’t get stolen? Maybe they left of their own accord as they aren’t ‘valuable’ to you and they know it.
ojosRojos 28
Uhhh my dog is the most valuable thing I own.