Your pets are of no value to you? YTA and potentially YDI.

Honestly, this sounds to me more like spite/revenge from an ex or someone you had a fight with than anything... Also because you make it seem like you know who did it. In that case, you should be able to press charges and prove it easily enough, unless that person got rid of the pets (which I honestly really hope he didn't). Best of luck, OP.

ASPCA robbed you

Your dog and your cat have no value? What kind of person are you? And your beer?!?! Are you even human?

Pets are absolutely of value. And how do you know robber is a ‘he’?

“Nothing of value” find that dog and cat man

I think they meant monetary value.

that was your ex

Maybe the dog and cat didn’t get stolen? Maybe they left of their own accord as they aren’t ‘valuable’ to you and they know it.

Uhhh my dog is the most valuable thing I own.