By "Mel Hahn" - 17/09/2017 16:00

Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML
I agree, your life sucks 3 657
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"Alright, the window's smashed! What do we take?" "How about this phone." "Nah, think bigger." "Stereo's a classic." "It's too hard to get out." "Ooh, this wad of cash! It's gotta be a few hundred dolla—" "Get your head outta your ass!" "…The steering wheel cover is nice." "You're a GENIUS!"

Steering wheel cover? Steering. Wheel. Cover. What on earth was the point in that, the cretins. Sorry about your window.

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At least it isn't a rash of chlamydia..

That is fancy neighborhood! Only a highbrow thief would covet such a nancy-boy accessory as a steering wheel cover to smash and grab it. In plain neighborhoods, they’d rip out your stereo!

They followed you...

The criminals are following you...

"Alright, the window's smashed! What do we take?" "How about this phone." "Nah, think bigger." "Stereo's a classic." "It's too hard to get out." "Ooh, this wad of cash! It's gotta be a few hundred dolla—" "Get your head outta your ass!" "…The steering wheel cover is nice." "You're a GENIUS!"

Steering wheel cover? Steering. Wheel. Cover. What on earth was the point in that, the cretins. Sorry about your window.

Your boyfriend might be the one behind those break-ins........

Who takes a steering wheel?