Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML
Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My steering wheel. FML
Today, I walked out to my car to see a broken window, a bunch of stuff missing, egg shells, and a note that read, "Stop banging my boyfriend." I haven't had anyone in my love life for over a year. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because he has anger issues. Tonight, my tires were slashed. FML
Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car's ashtray. FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML
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Tripartita 45
"Alright, the window's smashed! What do we take?" "How about this phone." "Nah, think bigger." "Stereo's a classic." "It's too hard to get out." "Ooh, this wad of cash! It's gotta be a few hundred dolla—" "Get your head outta your ass!" "…The steering wheel cover is nice." "You're a GENIUS!"
Regulate 21
Steering wheel cover? Steering. Wheel. Cover. What on earth was the point in that, the cretins. Sorry about your window.
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Comments (9)
exileonmainst 16
At least it isn't a rash of chlamydia..
RichardPencil 32
That is fancy neighborhood! Only a highbrow thief would covet such a nancy-boy accessory as a steering wheel cover to smash and grab it. In plain neighborhoods, they’d rip out your stereo!
MyLifeAintThatBad 10
They followed you...
ARISKomuniszt 24
The criminals are following you...
Tripartita 45
"Alright, the window's smashed! What do we take?" "How about this phone." "Nah, think bigger." "Stereo's a classic." "It's too hard to get out." "Ooh, this wad of cash! It's gotta be a few hundred dolla—" "Get your head outta your ass!" "…The steering wheel cover is nice." "You're a GENIUS!"
Regulate 21
Steering wheel cover? Steering. Wheel. Cover. What on earth was the point in that, the cretins. Sorry about your window.
Kaiser Asgard 5
Your boyfriend might be the one behind those break-ins........
wogboy84 11
Who takes a steering wheel?