By "Mel Hahn" - 17/9/2017 16:00
Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML
Add a comment
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account Sign in
Top comments
By  Tripartita  |  44

"Alright, the window's smashed! What do we take?" "How about this phone." "Nah, think bigger." "Stereo's a classic." "It's too hard to get out." "Ooh, this wad of cash! It's gotta be a few hundred dolla—" "Get your head outta your ass!" "…The steering wheel cover is nice." "You're a GENIUS!"

By  RichardPencil  |  27

That is fancy neighborhood! Only a highbrow thief would covet such a nancy-boy accessory as a steering wheel cover to smash and grab it. In plain neighborhoods, they’d rip out your stereo!

Comments
By  RichardPencil  |  27

That is fancy neighborhood! Only a highbrow thief would covet such a nancy-boy accessory as a steering wheel cover to smash and grab it. In plain neighborhoods, they’d rip out your stereo!

By  Tripartita  |  44

"Alright, the window's smashed! What do we take?" "How about this phone." "Nah, think bigger." "Stereo's a classic." "It's too hard to get out." "Ooh, this wad of cash! It's gotta be a few hundred dolla—" "Get your head outta your ass!" "…The steering wheel cover is nice." "You're a GENIUS!"