Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
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Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
Today, I returned from a week-long vacation. My landlord told me he had let my boyfriend in my apartment to get something. I don't have a boyfriend. Everything in my apartment is gone. FML
Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML
Today, I woke up to find out my house was robbed. He didn't steal anything of value, but he stole my beer, dog, and cat. FML
Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
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lexiieeex3 32
At least they didn't take your boyfriend.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
You've been hit by You've been struck by A smooth criminal.
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Comments (138)
SataN201 0
bet he lashed yer shit, got wasted, then took a nap
sdj215 22
Sorry to say it, but he robbed you or it was his friends.
Steffi 26
Everything? He was sleeping on the floor? Did the robbers move him off of the bed, or some other furniture item(s)?
noisebox 1
Your in a relationship with a tool...
Special_Psycho 8
I guess they thought he wasn't worth the energy of stealing. Could be worse though, they could've taken the ceiling and walls.
ganjaone 2
Ur boyfriend is automatically a suspect
bryan788 29
i know it sucks but that is skill robbing a house and not waking him up.
CeltyStark 3
I would be so pissed at my boyfriend if that happened to me but he's a light sleeper but at least your boyfriend is safe, isn't that what matters most
laceylace 1
U still have ur bf but now its time to work even harder and refurnish the house. If you choose to stay there :/
KrazyKatLady 0
I'm not to surprised, a couple of Years ago my mother and I came home to find the house had been broken into while my 14 year old brother apparently slept through the entire episode because he had stayed home from school that day.....