By BedazzledAlpaca - 08/12/2014 05:03 - United States - Englewood

Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML
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quickit 24

Things can be replaced, you can't! It sucks that they stole your things but at least you made it out unscathed.

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pdp_fml 21

You could sleep through your house burning down too!

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rbubbles 20

I slept through my neighbours house getting burnt down. Sirens from the fire brigade, police and ambulance and I slept through the entire thing.. Moral of my story? Never live next door to me, I'm useless and def lol

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Turtle_Man 21

#18, useless and *deaf*? That's the ideal neighbor!

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Door_Productions 19

The ideal neighbor is one you never have to see.

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rbubbles 20

Thanks #33 now I can add illiterate to my list lol ;)

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MrSarary 26

Must be a deep sleeper. Was it at least a good sleep? Sorry OP that sucks

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HappyItalian 38

I don't think that OP's main thought right now would be about how good the sleep was.

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Nevermind212 11

Op you should be thankful you're not kidnapped or stolen somehow

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MrSarary 26

Yeah of course not, I just didn't know what else to say to console OP, or take his/her mind off of it.

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quickit 24

Things can be replaced, you can't! It sucks that they stole your things but at least you made it out unscathed.

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niallo 23

I totally agree. God alone knows what would have happened if you woke up.

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False_Stupidity 41

Maybe they did take the couch and OP is such a heavy sleeper that he didn't even feel himself being moved.

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Dreamsorrow93 24

If I was the thief id of stolen his clothing. If nothing else to scare op the rest of their life.

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quickit 24

Well you're a pretty messed up thief, aren't you?

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tantanpanda 26

I'd have ( I would have)

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supernerd95 17

did you at least dream about something good? .. but seriously though that sucks

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nataliewby 25

How are the people of the FML community being so easily robbed while they're at home?

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gf53 9

Elementary, my dear Watson! The thief must be one of the members on here. Whenever there's a shortage of FMLs, he/she robs another house.

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boxers4lyfe 17

You sound like me... Could sleep through anything. Hope you have homeowners/renters insurance!

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worldclassrager 39

Invest in an alarm system or if you have one arm it when you are taking a nap...that's what I do

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