By BedazzledAlpaca - 08/12/2014 05:03 - United States - Englewood

Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 779
You deserved it 4 286

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Things can be replaced, you can't! It sucks that they stole your things but at least you made it out unscathed.

At least they didn't take the couch...

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You could sleep through your house burning down too!

I slept through my neighbours house getting burnt down. Sirens from the fire brigade, police and ambulance and I slept through the entire thing.. Moral of my story? Never live next door to me, I'm useless and def lol

#18, useless and *deaf*? That's the ideal neighbor!

The ideal neighbor is one you never have to see.

Thanks #33 now I can add illiterate to my list lol ;)

Must be a deep sleeper. Was it at least a good sleep? Sorry OP that sucks

I don't think that OP's main thought right now would be about how good the sleep was.

Op you should be thankful you're not kidnapped or stolen somehow

Yeah of course not, I just didn't know what else to say to console OP, or take his/her mind off of it.

Things can be replaced, you can't! It sucks that they stole your things but at least you made it out unscathed.

I totally agree. God alone knows what would have happened if you woke up.

At least they didn't take the couch...

Or rob you of your sleep. :P

Maybe they did take the couch and OP is such a heavy sleeper that he didn't even feel himself being moved.

If I was the thief id of stolen his clothing. If nothing else to scare op the rest of their life.

Well you're a pretty messed up thief, aren't you?

You're just too reckless, aren't ya?

#5 Id of? ID OF?

I'd have ( I would have)

Damn that sucks

did you at least dream about something good? .. but seriously though that sucks

How are the people of the FML community being so easily robbed while they're at home?

Elementary, my dear Watson! The thief must be one of the members on here. Whenever there's a shortage of FMLs, he/she robs another house.

You sound like me... Could sleep through anything. Hope you have homeowners/renters insurance!

Invest in an alarm system or if you have one arm it when you are taking a nap...that's what I do