Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
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Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
Today, I returned from a week-long vacation. My landlord told me he had let my boyfriend in my apartment to get something. I don't have a boyfriend. Everything in my apartment is gone. FML
Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML
Today, I woke up to find out my house was robbed. He didn't steal anything of value, but he stole my beer, dog, and cat. FML
Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
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lexiieeex3 32
At least they didn't take your boyfriend.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
You've been hit by You've been struck by A smooth criminal.
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Comments (138)
punkrockess 7
Time to get a new boyfriend. Or a guard dog.
mrsquiggles6900 5
Yeah Definatly. Let's break up with all our boyfriends because they sleep dumb ass
MissRoxiie 12
He must have been realy tired :3
djgoreo 12
It was him!
perdix 31
That shows you your boyfriend is loyal. He'll stick with you even when you have nothing. He's a keeper!
Dracoboxer357 36
Op, not trying to be Holmes here but, logic suggests the robbers Did wake up your boyfriend, when they knocked on the door.....to active mission "Sleeper Agent!" He's a mole, Watson, the mastermind behind the grand theft of your family jewels and all your earthly possessions! He let them in, emptied the area, and placed himself back into a slumbering position to claim ignorance and innocence in the transpired crime! A crime and lie you blindly fell for! Aha! ;) (Okay, I took that far beyond the realm of reasonable. Apologies. :) I am sorry you were robbed though, that always sucks. Just be glad you weren't there to be harmed or whatnot. it could have been worse.)
challan 19
lmao Draco, great minds think alike. I always love your posts.
Dracoboxer357 36
104- *Tear rolls down cheek* sniff, sniff.....And I believed for the most part No One thought much of my half-wit commentary! ;P *Big hugs!* Thanks Challan! :D
kalbrek009 20
71, I kind of wonder myself if maybe the boyfriend wasn't in on it as well...I could probably sleep through most things but if someone broke into my house & took everything around me, I'd definitely wake up...unless he had taken sleeping pills or was passed out drunk beforehand.
_mashaaa 5
WHATA KEEPER.
teddybearbreanna 4
I can't believe your boyfriend slept thought that!
oj101 33
If everything was gone, but your sleeping boyfriend- what was he sleeping on?
zyme 11
Tired out after a busy day of looting?
43trauts 14
You don't dump a boyfriend/girlfriend beacuse they're heavy sleepers. Come on.