Today, I had to slowly explain to my best friend that when babies are born, the umbilical cord is attached to the baby's belly-button, not the mother's. FML
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krazyapples9
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And that is why we don't drop babies.
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whyusofat
| 17
Would that have any relation with your profile pic or no?
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FMLshark
| 12
Some babies were thrown. OP's best friend may have been one of them.
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Elovena
| 9
It's pretty scary. .
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afairshake
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Um your picture frightens me on more levels then I can even express I'll be seeing that in my nightmares later one word creeper.....
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deBlobX
| 12
26- on my first glance your profile pic looked like Mad-eye Moody
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RedPillSucks
| 31
If you don't cut the umbilical, then they just bungie back up when you try to drop them.
Nature has a cure for everything.
Nature has a cure for everything.
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zandalee
| 19
Bless. I hope you were gentle. At least your best friend realizes babies don't come via a Stork...
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Lindahhxd
| 7
Just to mess with her, tell her the baby's gender is determined by temperature.
Like an alligator's baby, it's gender is determined by the heat/coldness of the shell.
We learn something new every day eh.
Like an alligator's baby, it's gender is determined by the heat/coldness of the shell.
We learn something new every day eh.
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LittleGreenPaola
| 23
Or you can tell that gender depends on what you eat, just like in the sims 3.
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Inheritance
| 10
23 is it really? I didn't know that lol; and he's right you do learn something everyday!
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TheMathMajor
| 26
Whoa!! It depends on what you eat in the sims??? What foods go with what sex?
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debbster7
| 18
39- Apples = boys
Watermelon = girls
Watermelon = girls
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TheMathMajor
| 26
Is there any food your sim can eat to make them have twins?
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1awliet
| 8
My sim watched the kids channel and she had twins.
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LittleGreenPaola
| 23
In the sims 2 you have to eat cheesecake while pregnant to have twins, in the sims 3 you have to watch kids channel on tv. I love that game.
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coolblue424
| 1
And if you want triplets on the Sims 3, you can listen to the kid's station on the radio and watch the kid's channel at the same time. :)
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katydid95
| 5
Must have skipped health class.
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guitarbeast
| 22
Your friend seems to just radiate intelligence
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kristina_woof
| 6
Some people... *facepalm*
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iamabamf
| 17
Some comments...*facepalm*
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20PercentCooler
| 8
Exactly, 38... Well said.
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mintcar
| 9
Today, I had to explain to my 18 year old brother why babies do not drown in amniotic fluid.
I share your pain, OP.
I share your pain, OP.
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FMLshark
| 12
These are the people who also think they can get a tan from a desk lamp and think blueberries are peas holding their breath.
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ebonyirony
| 29
18- wait; they aren't?
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mfischer
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18 - I thought peas were blueberries that weren't feeling well. I'm so confused.
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Muffin_boo
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18,27, 34- LOL.
Wow guise. Wow.
Wow guise. Wow.
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SarcasticUnicorn
| 9
Even if no one had ever told her this, in all- or most- pictures of a fetus, the umbilical cord is in their belly button.
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xXUND3ADcityXx
| 0
Because people look at pictures of fetuses often...
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llamafish
| 25
I have a whole gallery dedicated to fetuses.
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syki
| 22
Is it in a folder called "School Stuff"?
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sensoon15
| 7
I wonder what would their reaction be if they had a baby and didn't get taught that.
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metalwolf
| 17
You will have to explain this one to me. How would it be attached to the mothers belly button? the only ways that I can think of are an internal connection that would require the womb being punctured or the cord going... erm... around and up... lets leave it at that.
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SweetAsHell
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Why, it's a sort of super power of course! The ability to give birth from the belly button, it's quite stunning really. Very impressive.
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outoftown
| 26
Whew. And I thought reproductive ignorance was an American thing.
Did she have health class with a guest lecturer named Akin?
Did she have health class with a guest lecturer named Akin?
I share your pain, OP.