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Today, I had to explain to my 18 year old brother why babies do not drown in amniotic fluid. I share your pain, OP.

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Um your picture frightens me on more levels then I can even express I'll be seeing that in my nightmares later one word creeper.....

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If you don't cut the umbilical, then they just bungie back up when you try to drop them. Nature has a cure for everything.

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Just to mess with her, tell her the baby's gender is determined by temperature. Like an alligator's baby, it's gender is determined by the heat/coldness of the shell. We learn something new every day eh.

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In the sims 2 you have to eat cheesecake while pregnant to have twins, in the sims 3 you have to watch kids channel on tv. I love that game.

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And if you want triplets on the Sims 3, you can listen to the kid's station on the radio and watch the kid's channel at the same time. :)

Today, I had to explain to my 18 year old brother why babies do not drown in amniotic fluid. I share your pain, OP.

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These are the people who also think they can get a tan from a desk lamp and think blueberries are peas holding their breath.

You will have to explain this one to me. How would it be attached to the mothers belly button? the only ways that I can think of are an internal connection that would require the womb being punctured or the cord going... erm... around and up... lets leave it at that.

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Why, it's a sort of super power of course! The ability to give birth from the belly button, it's quite stunning really. Very impressive.

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