Spit or swallow?

By Anonymous - 10/02/2020 01:00

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Today, my girlfriend and I were doing the deed when she suddenly said, "Hold on babe, I think my nose ring fell out." After she couldn't find it for a minute, she said, "I'm sure it's on the bed somewhere." Immediately after that, she yelled, "OH MY GOD, I JUST SWALLOWED IT." FML
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Same thing different taste

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Well...good thing you didn’t have to waste time looking for it and could get back to bizness...

In this case she was referring to her pride.

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Well...good thing you didn’t have to waste time looking for it and could get back to bizness...

Funnily, she said the same thing to me. Only she wasn't referring to a nose ring!😂😂😂

It was in her mouth for a minute while talking and she didn’t notice??

What, we're posting OTHER people's FMLs, now?