Today, I returned from a week-long vacation. My landlord told me he had let my boyfriend in my apartment to get something. I don't have a boyfriend. Everything in my apartment is gone. FML
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Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home from a two week vacation and told me I needed to move out. FML
Today, while on vacation, I found out that my boyfriend moved out. He had claimed that he couldn't come with me because his boss messed up his time off request, and for the last two days he said he'd been "cleaning". FML
Today, I came back to my boyfriend's house where I've been staying to find all my things thrown outside, ruined, including my entire CD collection, textbooks and clothes cut up. All because I had left my phone there and had got a text from a guy saying, "Hi, how have you been?" FML
Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML
Today, I got back to my apartment from being away for the past week on Spring break. I found the locks on my apartment changed and all my things on the curb, many of them broken or stolen. I ran to the leasing office to see what had happened. Turns out it was an accounting error on their part. FML
Today, I got back from a romantic vacation at a fancy hotel with my boyfriend of 6 months. After a steamy love session, I confessed that I was in love with him. Later, when I got out of the shower, all his stuff was gone and I was stuck with the entire week's hotel cost and no ride home. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
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Top comments
DrainedOfSanity 4
Lawsuit! Unless they are on the lease, they can't get in.
skorpien 1
Take his ass to court. But you should probably find another place to live first. Sorry to hear about your luck, OP. FYL indeed.
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Comments (82)
williamscott 0
first
skorpien 1
Fail. Please refrain from posting first… and also from breeding. :)
williamscott 0
are you gay.
Florence_ 0
I can relate. FYL, OP.
DrainedOfSanity 4
Lawsuit! Unless they are on the lease, they can't get in.
Flammin8 0
yep sue that person! free stuff!
ohSNAPyall 27
Wow, my fiancé's landlord told us they wouldn't be able to let me in his apartment, and I was there when he signed the lease.
sulitak 27
truth
skorpien 1
Take his ass to court. But you should probably find another place to live first. Sorry to hear about your luck, OP. FYL indeed.
jiggyjiggz 0
too close to post two days ago. layhoozer.
Doortje 30
SUE.
swimmerstud 7
even your sex toys? :O
mfmylifesrsly 30
nooo not the sex toys! if anyone stole Phal from me i'd be PISSSSED!
williamscott 0
your hot.
baybeehdoll 0
you should definitely sue . FYL
mfmylifesrsly 30
eh? ugh this was meant to be in reply to 7 -__-
Cr4zyd4wg 0
And the first thing u do is post on fml?
harlequin360 3
dumbass, if nobody acted that way then this site wouldnt exist