Today, after I got turned down for yet another job, my dad glanced up at me and casually remarked that porn is always a stable market. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got a call from my dad asking if I was a porno actress. I am. FML
Today, my dad walked into my room, threw some magazines on my bed, and calmly said, "You left your porn in the bathroom again." FML
Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML
Today, my drunk dad went off on a tangent about his porn watching habits to the whole family. FML
Today, I was browsing porn in my room, when my dad barged in. I quickly switched to another tab, only to see it was parked on another porn page. I had another browser window open, so I switched to that. More porn. My dad said, "Riiiggghhhttt... You need help, son." FML
Today, my parents were arguing about their relationship. My mom, who is very Christian, yelled at my dad for watching porn. My dad responded, "Of course I watch porn, I've told you! I've shown you!" He's also the one who stressed to me at a very young age that porn is immoral. FML
Today, I turned 18. My dad congratulated me and gifted me his collection of old porn magazines. Not bad, dad, but perhaps not during family dinner next time. FML
Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML
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Top comments
friedpwnadge 25
Your dad is a ******* freak. Who wants that for their daughter?
samabomination 19
Let's just hope he didn't mention that so he could watch videos of you.
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Comments (175)
ABadGynecologist 5
Silver lining, he thinks you're pretty
NoMore_CoolNames 14
well, a job is a job. Right?
devilkazama 9
Just learn how to market yourself. You probably already have the skills, you just need to show them properly.
meso222 8
To everyone commenting about how bad of a parent the father is: Daughter: complain complain complain, theres no jobs and i have no money. Father: The **** bussiness is booming. "While reading morning paper" Duaghter: i think il keep looking. "Leaves room" Father: thought so "continues reading paper" Sounds like he was either joking or just aiming to get OP to stop complaining.
Cristianma 13
Dang I feel sorry that he would say something like that to you.
ryan1268 18
Is you dad wanting you too thats a bit creepy...
MissBoo111 21
Even though that is a pretty disgusting thing to say to your daughter (at least in the way it sounds) it is for the most part true, a new boy is born everyday and It's pretty much guaranteed he will seek out some "inspiration" at some point! ;) but hey I hope your dad was at least using sarcasm OP! Good luck with the job hunting!
KingFappington 10
Lol. As ****** up as that is, your dad is pretty funny
ThePaul007 14
I... I am kind of disturbed.
iDo7a 9
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